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Hi I'm Izzy! So lets see... I don't like pie. I like brownies. Yum!

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Green Day, Katy Perry, Linkin Park, Paramore, David Choi, Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber, Black Eyed Peas, Evanescence, Lil Wayne, Taylor Swift, Carrie Underwood, Kesha, Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake, Boys Like Girls, Gwen Stefani, Owl City, I Love Music!, Jason Mraz, AKON, R I H A N N A, Amy Winehouse, Drake, Vanessa Hudgens, Jason Derulo, Soulja Boy Tell Em, Victoria Justice, John Lennon, Jay-Z, i like my music LOUD, Ke$ha somewhat looks like a stoned Taylor Swift, Reggaeton, 3OH!3, Metro Station, Miranda Cosgrove, R.I.P Amy Winehouse, Selena Gomez , 2 pac, Police, MCR, Funeral for a friend, i set my friends on fire, Hey, Avril Lavinge, Don't Blink, jls, hannah montana, Poker Face, 소녀시대(Girls' Generation), Big Time Rush, If Lil Wayne Was in Avatar He Would Look Like This, G dragon, SHIT, it's October, i forgot to wake up Green Day!, I wonder if P. Diddy wakes up feeling like Kesha, I use Music as an escape from my problems, Cody Simpson, Miley Cyrus!, Taylor Swift Asia, 2 P A C, "Kidz Bop" ruins every song they sing, Sorry Ke$ha, but the Party started when I walked in., Many of Them, Emіnem, Just Dance, I remember where I was when I heard that Michael Jackson died, big time rush, SECRETS, Elise Estrada (Official Fan Page), Justin Bieber is NOT gay!, Brenton Duvall, Nobody, The Arka Teks, Lily Allen, Ralf GUM, Justin Bieber should do a cover of 'If I were a boy' by Beyoncé, I was shocked when I found out that 'Lil wayne' and 'Whoopi Goldberg' are twins!, 2 Pac, Touching MC Hammer because you're a fearless bastard., Sleep, Why is Justin Bieber writing songs? She should be in the kitchen., trying to hold yourself back from just saying "SHUT UP NOBODY CARES", Demi Lovato, Taylor Swift songs, Guys don't like Justin Bieber because all the girls like him, Love Drunk, RICK Roll'd, Why is Justin Bieber performing when she should be in the Kitchen?, Ladies First, Can this old chinese guy get more fans than Miley Cyrus?, Erique Iglesias, Don't you hate it when you go up in a lift but Jay Sean wants to go down?, Hollywood Nobody, "I love your teeth babe" "Aw,why?" "Because yellow is my fAvorite Color", Music so good that it gives you chills everytime you hear it, Goodtechnosongs.com, harley is the sexual man jelly of the year!!!, the most embarassing pic of justin bieber EVER!!!!!, Thomas Beag (Seungchan Beag), Alex Romero, Detroit Diamond, Monster Under Bed (M.U.B), We Tell Lies, Secrets Of Us All, i aM hApPy! :), I am happy aren't you?, holiday songs, Hey Mom!, Just Kidding, Taylor Swift :D, 60 more

Harry Potter, Avatar, The Princess Bride, Beauty and the Beast, 2012, Official Vampires Suck Movie, "Did you touch my drumset!" "No!" "Why are you so sweaty?" " I was watching cops.", If Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner marry, theyll both be Taylor Lautner, house of night , same, Night at the museum 2, ghost, I remember when vampires killed people and were cool...not sparkly and gay., The TEN mistakes in the Harry Potter Movies that You didn't see., Sometimes I wish I had a camera always recording what happens, I pledge allegiance to the band, of MR SHNEEBLY, TVB, I actually find Chandler's jokes funny, The Hunger Games, Paranormal Activity 3, High School Musical 3:Senior Year, Not Being Able To Sleep At Night Because Of A Scary Movie You Watched, "The Fearless Bastard", Why is it when boswer has a scheme he just has to kidnap Peach to piss of Mario., Scary Ones at Night, I hate it when someone ruins the ending to a movie that I haven't seen yet, PlasticFunnel

South Park, Pretty Little Liars, The Ellen DeGeneres Show, iCarly, Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, Wipeout, Hey Hey It's Saturday, dora the explorer, the hills, Death Note, Face it Plankton, your not getting the krabby patty formula., Fred, I hate how I sound different when I hear myself on voicemail, videos, etc., Suite Life On Deck, All those years i watched Arthur, I never knew what animal he was., "3 Words, 8 Letters - Say It And I'm Yours", Arent you a little old to watch Phineas and Ferb? Yes. Yes I am., *** FAMILY GUY ***, When I was young I watched the REAL Pokemon with Ash, Misty, and Brock!, fairy odd parents, Glee Sucks, The Simpsons !, "L" no longer means 'Loser' nowadays, it means "Glee"., Mermaid Melody, I'm sorry, I love you, "This Sucks!", Big Time Rush "btr", if u love sponge bob dial 911

Not wearing a helmet on a bike because your a fearless bastard., I Hate Books I Wish Every Book Also Had a Movie or a Tape to Listen To, Adventure - What my Mom Never Told Me! - Wattpad, Monster Bed

Ashton Kutcher, DORY, Jackie Chan, Emma Watson, Music, YouTube, Starbucks, laughing, H&M, Turn Facebook Pink For 1 Week For Breast Cancer Awareness, Facebook, I hate it when I wake up in the morning and Barack Obama is President., Burberry, Chase Community Giving, Hockey Canada, Canada, 50 notifications later, i wish i never liked your status, dont touch my hair, face or phone., Wanting someone to say a certain thing because you have the perfect answer, Last Day of School, Pringles, Subway, 5 Gum, I love when teachers tell the class stories that makes the class waste time, I HATE WAKING UP FOR SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, That awkward moment when you glance at someone staring at you., iTunes, Skittles, Big Prize Giveaways, LOVE, I Love My Family by FamilyShare.com, 21 questions, Dairy Queen, MAKING DRUG TEST MANDATORY FOR WELFARE, Sarcasm (n.)- the ability to insult idiots without them realizing it., Best Friends, Gucci, Converse, I Love Jesus, by iLoveJesusonline.com, Mama Mary, peace, I need a vacation!!!, Windows Live Messenger, Barack Obama, Tim Hortons, Krispy Kreme Doughnuts, The Canadian Construction Network | TCCN.ca, "Mom, mom, mommy, ma, mom, mom, ma, ma, mommy, mommy... WHAT!!... hi!, Starbucks Frappuccino, halloween2scary.com, IMVU, Mystic Meg, Plants vs. Zombies, Nokia, Plan Canada, Canada Remembers, Canada Goose, How many more minutes till class ends?, bigbang, ! S H I T HAPPENS !, Your weird. I like you., Bounty, Girls Get Period Pains, Why Don't Boys Get A Kick In The Balls Once A Month, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Randomly laughing because you remembered something funny., Finding Money In Your Pocket, Flipping the Pillow Over to Get to the Cold Side, PANTS ON THE GROUND., Ninja Saga, Miro, Hotel City, Restaurant City, I HATE WHEN MY PARENTS ASK WHO IM TEXTING., No, I'm not being immature, I'm having fun. You should try it, "OK class, please copy what im writing on the board" THEN MOVE YOU IDIOT!, i STILL didnt hear what you said, but im gonna smile, nod and laugh anyway, I'd rather do nothing at your house than at mine, The Annoying Orange, "Come to the Tuck shop with me" "No" "Ill buy you something" "OK.", realizing you're wrong in the middle of an argument but continuing to argue, "OH, I GET IT! " ( Teacher walks away ) " Dude, i STILL dont get it", paper beats rock? ok,i'll throw a rock at u & u defend urseself with paper, I hate waking up during a good dream and it won't come back!, Social Interview, Janakan Arulkumarasan, I don't know what to talk about, but i wanna talk to you., Awkward Turtle, Sorry I didn't realise you were too cool to talk to me now., Dear Pringles, I cannot fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness., No. Your Wrong. So just sit there in your wrongness and be wrong., GoLikeUs, My Name is _____ and I'm a Facebookaholic., Gossip Girl, My Top Fans, Happy Pets, I survived Y2K, Bird Flu, Mad Cow, 9/11 and Swine Flu. 2012, Here I Come!, writingggggg worrrddss wiiithhh unnneeeccccesssaaarryyy eexxtra lettterrsss, CHANGE FACEBOOOK BACK!!!, Puppies, Tetris Battle, Ben & Jerry's, I LOVE MY DAD, The 10 Lies Girls Tell Guys All The Time! (Including Explanations), talk to you all night, die from lack of sleep next day..worth every minute, i love it when someone tickles my back, You know your a 90's kid when you used to watch Art Attack, Anne Frank Would Be So Pissed If She Knew Everyone Read Her Diary, I asked for a drink, not a shitload of ice, Dear parents, if you know what I did last night you WILL kill me., When a girl says "It's fine" it actually means YOURE FUUUUUCCCKKKKEDDDD, I ♥ THE WEEKEND, Peter Griffin, Wild Ones, its funny how your lying and i know the real story, Daily Quotes, Sprite, DC Shoes, Silly Bandz (Animal Rubber Bands), Smirnoff Canada, Brunette is better, Donkey, SUMMER 2010 HURRY UP<3, Angelina Jolie, Best Quotes, Hugs, I'm so glad I met you., My bed is so possessive. Every morning it does not want me to leave..., Labrador Retrievers, Looking at someone you used to be close with & thinking what happened to us, I love Summer, That one person you see EVERYWHERE...but don't know their name, When We Were Little We Wanted To Grow Up... What The Hell Were We Thinking., I wish life had an "Undo" button., The awkward moment when., If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. Simple as that, TODAY, I saw a cute little six or seven year old girl wearing Hannah Montana socks. I asked her if she liked Hannah Montana. She said no; she liked to wear these socks, because she got to step on Miley Cyrus every time she walked. I love this kid., Blonde: hey, you left you phone at my house last night, i kept texting you but you didnt reply. Me: ..., Girl: I'm having my operation now I love you. The girl lays on operation bed. Boy stands there with watery eyes without saying I love you too. Girl finishes heart transplant and the boy is gone. Girl: Nurse where is he? Nurse says: They didn't tell y, Will Smıth, Quote Portal, Smoking doesn't make you cool, sorry, Why is Monday so far away from Friday, and Friday so bloody close to Monday, KFC - Kentucky Fried Chicken, I Hate Mosquitos, I Can't Wait For Christmas, Sooo = I don't know what to say but I don't want to stop talking to you., Join If You Have Stayed Up Past 5:00 AM :L, POLICE, giving people nicknames, so nobody has a clue who you're on about., I'd give anything to know your thoughts..., I love it when a baby holds your one finger <3, Jealousy is just a sign that you really love the person., Still remember about the 9/11 incident ? Well, try this. Open up Microsoft words. Type in Q33 NY. (Q33 NY is the flight that crashed into the twin tower.) Highlight it and change your font size to 48. Then change your font to Wingdings. You'll be surprise, At age 15, your dad excpects a hug when you come home, you thank him by going into your room. At age 18, he cries at your gradutation, you thank him by partying all night. At age 26 he pays for your wedding, you thank him by moving states. At age 50, h, There was a blind girl who hated herself just because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She said that if she could only see the world, she would marry her boyfriend. One day, someone donated a pa, i have someone like a brother/sister to me, who isnt even family ♥, I blame disney for my high expectations of men, My name ALWAYS gets spelt wrong or mispronounced., I Dont care How Comfortable Crocs Are, You Look Like A Dumbass., I love Holidays !, I Love Jesus, I still remember the day when I first saw you :), We used to talk all the time and now i'm lucky if i get "Hi" from you /:, Like this if youu wanna hang out with someonee you miss rite now(:, ok i made a mistake :/ stop going on about it, "Text me if you want." Means "I want you to text me." :], i hate it when people flirt with the person i like, Every time i trust somebody, they show me why i shouldn't., Build-A-Bear Workshop, Barely There, Texts From Last Night, Adam Lambert, i love facebook!!!, Mocking people in a voice they don't even have., "i love eminem" "the candy?" "no, the rapper" "what's so cool about m&m wrappers?", Wonka, Standing up for something you truly believe in., I Wish Music Played During Epic Moments of My Life and Not Just in Movies., I wish I was with you. Alone... In my room... On my bed... With the lights out... Under the..., A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells size extra large co...(See More), During hot, passionate s*x with my girlfriend, the famous, heroic words were moaned......(See More), Sticks and stones may break my bones, but chains and whips excite me, I trial an*l s*x with my girlfriend last weekend. But i think i was doing it wrong, be...(See More), Their were 2 women in heaven they were talking about how they got there... woman 1: h...(See More), Horror Movies can scar you for life: Somebody knocks on your door late at night - The Strangers..., Student: Sir, can i got to the bathroom? Teacher: No it can wait Student: No. i NEED to go to ..., Not all guys want sex, because some of us want a relationship. Not all guys like Black Ops, beca..., Dirty Mind Test: kidsexchange If you read that as 'kid sex change' then your kinda di..., ''Hey,want some updog?'' Person: ''What is that?'' You: ..., There are two men. One's name is John and the other's name is Bill John came to Bill..., 5 Important Qualities to have in your women; 1. It's important to have a woman, who help..., Selena was killed by the president of her fan club, John Lennon was also murdered by a fan..Wher..., dad: "When I beat you at games and stuff, never get annoyed. How do you control your anger?..., When you check the refrigerator one minute and find nothing to eat, then you goe back 5 minutes ..., Dear Youtube, I have discovered that there is a glitch on Rebecca Black's music video, Frid..., Dear Students, I know when you're texting in class. Seriously, no one just looks down at th..., A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she to..., Me: "Hey, I'd Like a Coke Please." Waiter: "Is Pepsi OK?" Me: &qu..., When I see an argument on Facebook, I sit there refreshing the page while thinking to myself &qu..., One day, a father created a fb account and added his son. His son accepted the friend request, a..., Does anyone else do this during class: 1. peel your nail polish off 2. search your hair for s..., A blonde walks into a store. Blonde: Can I get that T.V. in the corner please? Shopkeeper: Sor..., Brunette: When I grow up I wanna go to MARS! Normal: I WANNA STAY ON EARTH WHEN I GROW UP Blon..., Two blondes were driving to Disneyland and the exit sign reads: DISNEYLAND LEFT. They started cr..., Dear humans, Remember how your parents always told you that we were more afraid of you than y..., Roses are Red, Nuts are brown, Skirts go Up, Pants go Down, Body to Body, Skin to Skin, When it ..., A bus full of ugly people met an accident, all of them died. Before entering heaven, they have g..., "Sexy" means I want you. "Pretty" means I like you. "Beautiful" me..., : if only I had a dollar for every time I thought about you. Girl: how much would you have?? B..., Girls wonder why guys dont talk to them anymore after a relationship. Truth is guys dont talk to..., That Awkward moment when your sitting in a toilet cubical minding your own business and BAM! a u..., As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "I..., Harry Potter made wizards cool again, Left 4 Dead made zombies cool again, The Dark Knight made ..., A blonde walks to her mailbox-- no mail. Comes out again-- no mail. Neighbor says-- What'..., Damn! LOL, if I had gun with only 2 bullets and was alone in a room with saddam huissene, osama bin laden a..., There are four kinds of s3x : HOUSE S3X - When you are newly married and have s3x all over th..., My cousin just sang me this: Danny + Mariah sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G First comes love,..., Best ever game as a child: make sure the balloon does not touch the floor, Dear phone, I drop you. i say i hate you. i throw you. i lose you. i forget about you, but i c..., I like mario. he's cool. he's all like " hello, im maaarrio, im a Italian plumber..., I'm just waiting for that amazing day..when EMINEM gets pissed..and insults JUSTIN BIEBER l..., The truth is, I'm not mad at you. I just hate the fact that every time your name lights up ..., Wow. You guys are so cool for taking a profile picture. Of yourself. In a mirror. In your bathro..., "Dude, where's my phone?! Like seriously? I just had it, I swear!" "Caaallm..., i remember when the best joke in school was this.. Person 1: supercalafragalisticexpealadocious..., "G2g bye!" "please don't go, I never want to stop talking to you, you'..., A good friend would go to the drug store to buy you a pregnancy test but a best friend would sta..., Don't you hate it when you're texting lying down on your bed and all of a sudden your ..., son:im having a baby sister! mom:want to feel my tummy? son:uhh okay.. mom: -puts his hand on..., Boyfriend = tell me something that makes me happy and upset at the same time :) Girlfriend = yo..., The top 10 things messed up with the show Spongebob: 1.How is Pearl Mr.Crabs daughter?? 2.Why ..., In the 1980s, the movie "Back To The Future 2" was filmed, and set in 2010. They had f..., There are four types of tv/movie watchers: 1. The Quiet One 2. The One Who Talks The Whole Mov..., Awkward moment when your standing there pushing a pull door :/, Guy: Yo Im Hungary. friend: why don't you Czech the fridge? guy: ok Im Russian to the kit..., "Clean your room, family are coming over." "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't rea..., L.M.A.O.S.H.T.I.F.O.T.F.A.D.B.L.T.W.A.D.A.S.H.B.M.B.T.L.J.B.T.S. = Laughing my ass off so hard t..., I got a card today saying 'Happy Valentine's Day love, from you know who'. Why t..., Girls Comes in the Class room, Teacher:Emily, Why on earth are you this late to school? Emily,..., Harry- So voldemort... wheres your nose? Voldemort- wheres your parents? Harry- you dont have ..., Lady Gaga taught me Its okay to be different. Ke$ha taught me to be myself and not care what an..., Teacher: John, why are you so late ? John: I was throwing stones into the river. Teacher:Okaay..., Mum notices her sons bed has been made without her asking..Mum finds note on boys bed: Mum im s..., Once you start to dislike someone. Everything they do begins to annoy you., The feeling you get when you understand something in math class., Behind every 'just joking' is a little truth., *new message* oh it's you. f*ck off., When your pencil flies out of your hand randomly during class, That was NOT your last piece of gum stop lying, FML, If SpongeBob Square-Pants was a Pokemon, he would look like this., I hate when its quiet and your eating something crunchy, "Back in the day we didnt have internet..." well thats just too bad for you, I've met someone this year who i know i will never forget in years to come., If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked? Or homeless?, I'm Not Cranky, You're Annoying., "I have to go pee" "Then go" "...I don't feel like getting up", I really hate slow computers, i'm not afraid of telling you how i feel, i'm afraid of what you might say., I just realized that nobody on iCarly has a dad., Lucas Cruikshank, RA RA RA AH AH AH, ROMA RO MA MA, GAGA OOH LA LA, "can i go to the bathroom?" "i dont know, can you?" STFU and let me go, Teacher: `Dont pack up, theres a few minutes left in class.` Students: *Packs up slowly & silently*, "Class, i couldnt grade your papers. I was busy" yah. i couldnt do my homework. Im busy too., i wanna talk to you so bad, but i hate feeling like i bug you. :/, Sometimes two people have to fall apart to realize how much they need to fall back together, Looking at a friend and saying: "I will if you will.", My parents have called me by the wrong name., Fixing your bra because your boobs feel weird., All those years I watched "Blues Clues" I Didn't know Blue was a girl., "What if..." "That won't happen." "Yeah, but WHAT IF?", I love it when someone you miss randomly texts you :), I hate when my parents rush me to get ready and then when I am, they're not, Trying to balance the light switch between ON and OFF, Say 'Alpha' 'Kenny' 'Body'. Repeat fast. Join if you get it ;), "They're dating now?" "Yeah, it's Faceboook official", Whenever i can't find something it just magically appears when my mom looks, i ran out of things to do on face book .. yet i'm still on it., I Missed Your Call By a Second, I Call You Right Back And You Don't Answer!, When I hit something, I say "Ow", even if I don't hurt myself, ''Your homework is to read these pages.'' YESSS! No homework!!!, I make plans THEN ask my parents, "hey can i have a sip?" "sure." * GLUG GLUG GLUG.* "dude, what the hell?", Accomplishing something before the microwave reaches :00., "Go 2 your room" "Oh the place with my iPod, Cell, Laptop, and Tv? Ok.", "No mom, I don't know what I got on my test. I just took it today", Doing Nothing When You Know You Should Be Doing Something Important, We may not be friends anymore, but i wont forget the memories. <3, Saying the entire alphabet because you cant remember what letter comes next, I hate it when you really want to say something but you know you can't..., Summer Break!, See more, sometimes when im walking i try keeping my feet in the little square tiles., Best Likes on FB, I can spend hours with you, and I still miss you as soon as i leave, When I'm depressed i cut myself.....................a piece of cake xD, Playfish, VEVO, I hate when my parents watch me while I am on the computer, I Don't Smoke!, OMGPOP, I'm suspended from school for 3 months...... A few weeks ago my best friends mum was diagnosed with cancer. I held her while she was crying infront of everyone in the corridor at school. One of the popular kids came up to her and said 'Just get over it', Friends are like potatoes... If you eat them, they die., Face book should have an I don't care button., Okay, i see you online, but am waiting for you to say hi first, When I Was Little, Life Was So Simple, I've always wanted to touch a cloud, Why don't hairdressers understand the term "trim", I learn more in the week before exams than in the entire year, "I won't forget, I won't forget.." "So did you bring it?" "Sh*t..", B.O.D.M.A.S= Bored. Of. Doing. Maths. At. School., being so close, you insult each other all the time and never get offended:)<3, I Restart The Song When I Miss My Favorite Part, you're reading, you start daydreaming, pages later, what did i just read?, "Maybe it's Maybelline" ... Maybe it's Photoshop., 3:00pm: "Yeah I'm going to do my homework!" 11:00pm: "SHHHHIIIIIIIITTTTTT!", I shall call him Squishy and he shall be my Squishy., I always ACCEPT the "terms and conditions" WITHOUT reading them., BORN TO PARTY,FORCED TO STUDY., that split second of fear when you lean back too far in your chair, Have you noticed each generation is getting ruder and shorter?, jion if you can raed tihs whit no porlebm baecuas yuor jsut taht sarmt. :), Water has a taste you can't explain, Meeting someone in the wierdest way, then they are a huge part of your life, "Where is it?".."There".."WHERE?".."THERE".."WHERE THE HELL IS THERE!?!?!", I'm done trying. If you want me in your life, let me know. Bye., "Mothers Day"? "Fathers Day"? Where's "their awesome children" day?, I love it when you say you miss me :), I LOVE YOU... BUT I LOVE ME MORE!!!, i hate the empty feeling your chest when you miss someone, Walk into an exam, read question 1, and think “Fuck”!, I daydream while im reading so I have to read parts over again, Getting hugged from behind <3, join if you looked at this baby hedgehog and went awwwwwwwwwwww, I may be laughing while you tickle me, but I WILL kill you once you stop., Putting on a fake smile, so you dont have to explain why your not happy., Now i understand why Pie is 3.14, You told my best friend... and you thought I wasn't going to find out?, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, WAIT WHAT ?, Dear Homework, You're Not Attractive and I'm Not Doing You, Telling inanimate objects to STAY when they look like they're going to fall, I have texted while lying down and dropped the phone on my face., Dropping Something, Then Catching It In Mid-Air And Feeling Like A ninja!, 'Hi', 'Hi'..... 'Who was that', 'I have no idea', Yes, i do smile stupidly at the computer when someone says something cute., 5% battery left and you run like a ninja to get your charger !, DEAR CUPID, WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT YOUR AIM., "What if Google didn't exist?" "Man we would all be screwed", 50 WAYS TO MAKE A TEACHER WANT TO HIT YOU!, I daydream randomly and then realise I'm staring at someone by mistake., Trying To Put On A T-shirt Without Messing Up Your Hair, "Dude, did the teacher come?" "Yeah, I saw him in the morning" "Dammit!", Old enough to know its a bad idea, young enough not to care, I'd hug you all day if I could <3, I can give good advice, but i can never use my own., Everything is funnier when you're with your bestfriend., I panic when someone says to me 'I need to talk to you'., I Hate when You Write Someone a Whole Paragraph, and They Reply "ok", Why do you care if my room is dirty or clean? ITS MY ROOM!!, YES, MOM I UNDERSTAND!!*5 minutes later* What did she want me to do again??, I love it when you text me first., I see your typing,then u stop...WHAT WERE U GOING TO SAY?!, I hate when I orginally pick the right answer then change it., WHERE THE F*CK IS MY.......... found it, Walking into and exam, reading question 1, and thinking "F*ck", Blasting music when you're home alone, I Hate Being In A Bad Mood, But Not Knowing Why, "Mom, make me some food?" "Get it yourself." "Nevermind, I'm not hungry.", I CAN'T BELIEVE I USED TO FANCY U! - WHAT THE HELL WAS I THINKING?!, You're not sorry you did it. You're sorry I found out., I love it when i know something i'm not supposed to know :), I look up when teachers stop talking to make sure im not in trouble., Don't you hate watching the one you like, liking someone else?, Get real. No one's going to form a single line if the building's on FIRE., Ahh, Wikipedia, the number of times you've done my homework for me... <3, I HATE HEARIN A GOOD SONG ON THE RADIO, BUT DIDNT CATCH THE NAME OF IT, Don't worry, I also don't know what to do while they sing me Happy Birthday, "oh my, you've grown." ... well yes..that tends to happen., 1... 2... 3... Smile! *smiling for ages* ....... Oh, it's on video, Join if you have ever pulled a door that said Push., I hate it when you're with MC Hammer and he doesn't let you touch anything., I HATE TEACHERS WHO HELP SOMONE BEHIND YOU AND STICK THEIR ASS IN YOUR FACE, "you're Late"!!!. "Well your lucky im even here so shut up and teach", I love rumors. They tell me stuff i didn't know about myself., "What Does IDK Stand For" "I Don't Know" "OMG Nobody Knows", Having the urge to laugh while your parents are yelling at you., I dont want to go to school tomorrow, You're Right, it Wasn't my Last Piece of Gum. Go Get Your Own., i love when you text me first, cus then i know your thinking about me:), everything is so much funnier when youre not allowed to laugh, " Yea, I saw it on Faceboook.", Your tan looks great ... LOL JK, Willy Wonka wants you to get back to work., Dora...Stop fucking around and get a GPS, if you kick my chair one more time, i will turn around and hit you, Why do parents think it's so easy to get straight A's?, Random laughter when remembering something, MUST... STOP... BECOMING... A... FAN..... OMG that's so true *Become a Fan*, I Hate "Battery Low", I HATE IT WHEN PARENTS STAND BEHIND U & WATCH WHAT UR DOING ON THE COMPUTER, I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW SCARED THE MOM WOULD FEEL!, I don't let my leg hang off the bed, I'm scared a monster will grab it, 9,999,999 fans and I will empty my bank to help Haiti, Awkwardly sitting there as people sing you happy birthday., what are you supposed to do when everyone is singing happy birthday to you?, FACEB00K is the ONLY reason why I know it's your BIRTHDAY, Oh sorry you've got a bf/gf now, i forgot i no longer exist to you., I HATE REALIZING I FORGOT A TOWEL HALF WAY THOUGH A SHOWER., 3 Most Funny Exam Fails!!!, I Hate It When Parents Get Serious About Something Funny You Tell Them, Trying To Tell My Parents A Funny Story ... And It Turns Into A Life Lesson, "I need to study!" *Opens book*"..I don't feel like studying" *Closes book*, All I want for Christmas is you <3....lol jk i need a new phone, STOP MOVING!! I need to read your shirt!, I need a National Slap People Who Deserve It Day, Why Does School Have To Start So Early... I Need More Sleep :'), My room was clean, but then i needed something...., i HATE when the desk in front of me doesn't have a basket for my feet!, I LOVE MYSELF, I love it when my phone sometimes charges itself..?, Pandas are the least racistt animal, they're black, white AND asian!, That really hot friend that you secretly wanna bang..., Become a fan if you looked at this 'hot dog' and said... 'Awwwwwwwwww!!!', I only saw you for like 2 seconds and it made my day ♥, i acted like it didnt bother me, but really, i think about it all the time., No I'm not lying, but when you look at me like that, how can I not smile?, I like talking to you, you make me happy. Simple as that., Just because i liked your status doesnt mean i like you, I HATE WHEN MY FRIENDS ADD MY OTHER FRIENDS AND ACT LIKE THEY KNOW THEM, When girls are quiet, they're thinking about a million things..., Why do we have to be quiet during a fire drill? Will the fire hear us?, When it goes quiet in the classroom, I look up to check if I'm in trouble.., The average people can find 9 faces in this picture…, If you know someone skinny who eats loads of junk food, Chinese Food Lovers, When I hear myself eating crunchy food, I wonder if people can hear it too., Edward Cullen is a 107 year old virgin, clearly he has issues., popping Bubblewrap, Things magically appear when your mom looks for them., I HATE WHEN PEOPLE CHANGE BECAUSE OF THIER BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND, Even though I act like I don't care, I miss the way we used to be., i'm your substitute teacher, LOL jk I'm Jack Black let's start a band, " Did you get a haircut?" " No, I dyed the tips of my hair invisible. ", No Homework, "ill just sleep 5 more minutes....."30 minutes later "OH CRAP!", When teachers get off track and tell you stories about their life, mentally saying "Wed-nes-day" when writing the word "Wednesday", I grew up calling it "DUCK TAPE" not "DUCT TAPE" =), Even though i'm finished my test first, i wait for someone else to get up, COMING HOME HAPPY THEN YOUR PARENTS RUIN IT BY YELLING AT YOU, I forgot your name,so I'm going to wait for someone else to say it first, '0% battery' ok ill just go get the ch... or you can turn urself off, great, Accidently start to write 09, but only write 0, then squeeze 1 before it, I was even more blown away when I realized QK looked like a sideways ninja, I want to re-live that night..., Dude, I'm not going if your not going, Remember when you said you would never do that?.. well you did.., Don't EVER break a pinky promise. That stuff is LEGIT., trying to dodge someone, and you both step the same way.. twice., Is It Just Me Or Is Each Year Going By Faster and Faster?, "U dont wanna know" "Actaully I do, thats kinda why I asked", "What Did You Get On The Test?" "98, you?" "48" Awkward..., Rumours inform you amazing things that you did not even know about yourself, Re-discovering music you used to love, "OMG i'm gonna kill you!" "No your not, you love me" "I know <3", I hate it when i'm taking a drink and all the ice attacks my face, So ref... exactly how much is the other team paying you?, Making faces at friends instead of waving and saying hi., Pardon me, Sir Gangster? Your trousers are descending., I hate when im yelling at someone and i mess up what im saying, "You've changed." Yeah, it's called GROWING UP. I think you should try it., I was good at math before they decided to mix the alphabet in it., i really wanna talk to you, but i get paranoid and think that i annoy you., I didn't type that message to excercise my fingers, I want a reply., Aww thats so sweet, how many other girls are you saying that to?, ♫ I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING, FEELING LIKE...going back to sleep..., I walk into a room. I forget why I went there. I walk out. I remember., That's what she said!, " guess what?".. "what?".. "nevermind".." dude you cant just do that to me", Dora. Are you blind? Dude. Swiper's right behind you., L ( Death Note ), Gaia Online, I HATE when you miss a call, call them back and THEY DONT ANSWER, Join If You HATE Going Back To School After The Holidays !!, 1st day of school: I'm so excited! One week later: When are the holidays?, I Get Bored During School Holidays, But Complain When I Have To Go Back, I hate it when someone says they love you but they blatantly don't., Smosh, "YOU HAD ALL BREAK TO DO THE ASSIGNMENT!" "umm, wasn't it called a BREAK?", i finally stop laughing... look back over at you and start all over again, "Can I have a piece of gum?", "Yeah, but don't say you got it from me", I change the pitch of my voice when quoting the opposite sex., little things you find cute about your girlfriend/boyfriend, Saying "I'm sowwy" with cute, puppy dog eyes works EVERY time., "Hun, this is cute." "Mom, that is the ugliest thing i've ever seen..", I hate when girls act dumb on purpose because they think its cute and funny, I hate it when cute guys have perfect hair... And then... They cut it., "& i was like.." "& she was like.." "& he was like...." "then i was like..", HATE GETTING A LOW BATTERY DURING A GOOD PHONE CONVERSATION!, I Hate It When My Hair Looks Perfect Before I Get In The Shower, I hate when my bestfriend isn't at school., i hate boys who think they can get any girl., HATE, I HATE WHEN I'M TAKING NOTES THEN THE TEACHER CHANGES WHAT THEY WRITE, I HATE people who think they are cool because they smoke weed., I hate turning on the radio only to hear the last 2 sec. of a good song., I HATE!! WHEN TEACHERS LICK THEIR FINGERS TO PASSOUT PAPERS!!!!!!!!!!!!, You're 5 and you have a phone, who do you talk to elmo?, Responding to texts while half asleep, then realizing you made no sense., When a teacher disses a student and the whole class goes "OOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!", I hate that sunday night "school the next day" feeling, I hate it when people try to tell ME what I said., I love walking in the rain, I love it when i find money in my pockets!, Girls Can Say "love You" to other girls. When Guys Say It Its Just Weird :/, I love people who text back really fast :), take a hint silly, i love you <3, Close Friends → Crush → Relationship → True Love <3, Why You Getting Rude Online ? I'd Love To See You Say That To My Face, whenever someone says "i hate you" i yell i love you too!!, When I was little i thought my heart was in the shape of a love heart, I LOVE the moment i finish my WORK !, I love the kid who always gets the teacher off subject :), I love it when competitive people lose, I hate it when the people you love live so far away!, i love it when someone tries to prank call you an you know who it is :D, What are you smiling at? Nothing, i just love you., I Love the Kid that makes the class fun by arguing with the teacher., Music, by Gloveo.com, Graffiti, I'm David Potter and if this gets 1 million likes I will call my son Harry., I waited for ten years, eleven months, thirty days, 12 hours and 26 minutes. then i finally had to admit i wasn't getting an acceptance letter from Hogwarts., The JOKER who tried to blag his A-level Physics exam, If you see an apple on this picture, then you’re Einstein, OMG!! This Guy Think That Pokemon Might Be Able To Cure CANCER! LOL!!, The Shirt That Got A Kindergartner EXPELLED!, TOP 10 Perfectly Timed Photos, OMFG-What Happens When Daddys Hormones Hit The Roof,The CRAZY SHIT DADS Do, Leeked picture of the next iPod Touch! OMG!, If you see the Facebook logo on this picture, you’re addicted ! :O, if only you knew....how much i fucking hate you, I Am Trying To Tell You Something, So STOP Interupting Me!!!, I can't believe ASDA didn't notice this labelling fail..., that one person you laugh uncontrollably with, I would delete u, but then who would I laugh at!, 'BEAUTIFUL' is such a better compliment that 'HOT', S (H E) B E (L I E) V E (D), Making unnessesary sounds when your bored., "True friendship exists when silence between two people is comfortable.", "Yes mum, I've cleaned my room" "No mum, you can't have a look", Don't ask me not to tell my best friend, cause chances are i will <3, Thanks phone, for being strong everytime i dropped you., I don't care if you hate me, I don't live to fucking please you, If you tickle me im not responsible for your injuries., Look at the key board ... U and I are together, look underneath it says JK. LMFAO, Why can't we chew gum in school? we'd talk less., screamning "R A P E" when your friend is tackling you :), I hate it when your mad at someone and they make you laugh., I Played PacMan on Google on 21/05/2010, "A, B, C, or D?" "Well i haven't had a B for like 4 questions so I'll choose that", ¡¡¡ɹǝsol ɐ ɹnoʎ ʇuɐɔ noʎ ɟı˙˙˙uɐɟ ɐ ǝɯoɔǝq sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ uɐɔ noʎ ɟı, I can feel it when someone is staring at me, *Studying*parents dont see.*Takes a break* "why dont I ever see you study?", I Hate When Teachers Call on u Just b/c They Know Your Not Paying Attention, Saying "OH I GET IT NOW" just so your teacher goes away, "Dinner's ready","Coming","Dinner!","Coming!","Dinner!!","I'm Coming!!!!!!", your my bestfriend, and im here for you no matter what <3, Yes, I do know you well enough to tell you're upset by how you're typing., No microsoft word, i am pretty sure i know how to spell my name, " Hey mom, can i ... " " No " " But mom pleas .. " No " " Hey dad.... ", Oh you broke your leg? Well that's sad... now let me use your crutches, "!f yUh t!yp3 Lyk3 Dihs", DON'T TALK TO ME, The Piercing That Made Her Famous. Ya Gotta See This!!, I Love It When You Look At Me And Smile :), ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE!... lol jk, oxygen helps too., Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you meant what you promised. Silly me., I'm single - You're going to have to be pretty amazing to change that.., When you're so good at sarcasm no one can tell if you are serious or not, S.T.U.D.Y = Sleeping, Talking, Unlimited Texting, Dreaming, Yawning., Did I ask you? No. Then shut up., you say im dirty minded - but how did you understand what i meant? ;), 'Tells A Joke' <silence> Well Fuck You I Found It Funny!, Unwrapping A Chupa-Chup Is One Of Lifes Hardest Missions, I met someone so amazing this year <3, I hate missing someone who you dont want to miss anymore, You want a perfect girl?...Go buy a barbie (:, "Can you do me a favour" "ok" "Go upstairs and-" "no", I walk into a room ... then forget why, I raise my hand for obvious answers so I don't get called on later., When I Die, Someone Should Keep Updating My Status To Freak Out People, "Hate is a strong word". I know, that's why i used it., Just kidding, but seriously., PRETENDING TO LOOK FOR YOUR HOMEWORK WHEN YOU KNOW YOU DIDNT DO IT, "Oh i get it now miss, thanks" Guys, I Dont get it., ''bob is the most common name but i dont know a bob'', Join if you can remember these two sexy beasts ;), i <3 how we can act like total retards together and have no shame(:, My level of maturity changes depending on who im with., 10 Yo Momma Jokes That Will Make You ROFLMAO!, I love listening to lies when i know the truth, "No, they can't come over, this house is a mess!" "Mom, They Dont Care...", Sleeping More Than The "Recomended" 8 Hours, I hate it when someone you trust lies to ur face., I stepped on a corn flake, now I'm a cereal killer, neighbors who don't password protect their wifi, i have a friend who is like a brother/sister to me <3, You're angry at me for that ? Thats cool, just let me know when you grow up, Knocking something over, catching it, and being amazed at your own reflexes..., When I got Internet, I started watching T.V. less and less., I don't understand why everybody likes you., Teachers trying really hard to make a joke... its sad to watch., "Is there gonna be food?" "Yeah" "Ok then i'm coming.", Say "i 1 2 4 Q" out loud. Join if you get it ; ), excuse me mr gangsta your pants are falling down..., I forgot your name, so i'm waiting for somebody to say it., My bed is more comfy in the Morning than it is at Night, the power of the fullstop., I feel stupid when I say "what?" a thousand times because I can't hear, I Love It When Your Being Totally Sarcastic And They Believe You, If i wake up at 7:53, i wait untill 8:00 to get up., '______________ is now in a relationship' .. damn., Call Me Mr.F a c e b o o k, I Can Make Your Grades Drop....., "A good friend is hard to find, hard to lose, and impossible to forget.", i hate it when you miss someone, but you can't do anything about it., I dont care how old you are, if you dont respect me i'm not respecting you, your almost asleep and you get a text, the vibrate gives you a heart attack, I hate when your voice is shakey when you're about to cry., I Hate When One String of My Hoodie Becomes Longer Than the Other., I miss you. The old you. The new one sucks., - Looking In The Mirror After School - OMG! Have I Looked Like Tat All Day?, Just because my friend is the opposte sex doesn't mean we're going out Mum., Gosh, I Really wish I was with you right now..., I wet my toothbrush before AND after putting the paste on., When your angry you type way faster than you should., "Dude that song is so old." "so is your mum but you still listen to her", It Takes Skill To Trip Over Flat Surfaces, dear bed, im sorry i left you this morning, take me back? ):, Every time my phone vibrates , i wish it was you, 'Can i ask you something?.. Oh never mind'.. NO, TELL MEEEE!!, I hate it when my friends add my other friends, who they dont know!, During an exam, I add up all the possible marks I might get, to feel better, f a c e b o o k is so boring. yet extremely addicting, Ill always be here for you. even if you need to talk at 4am. im always here, I spell "beautiful" by saying B-E-A-youuu-TEE-FUL, thanks to Jim Carrey, a cuddle is all you need sometimes <3, Removing a USB device without safely ejecting, I'm so good at sleep, I can do it with my eyes closed, I hate realising my mistakes AFTER the exam >:|, Hearing a song that reminds you of an old memory, I love reading someones status and knowing exactly who it's about., "sit downn class isnt over yet!" *bell rings* haha f*ck you., being hugged when your crying, makes you cry even more, I bet this guy will regret getting this tattoo once he's older!!, Everyone txts me when I'm busy, yet no one txts me when I'm bored..., I dont care if the truth hurts, its better than being lied to :(, Teenage Years. Best & Worst Times Of Your Life., Shane Dawson, I'm not hiding anything, but stop looking at my phone while I'm texting, I Automatically Start Panicing When I Cant Feel My Phone In My Pocket, Born in 1990 - 1999? Then YOU are legendary! <3, I say "I'm on my way", whereas, I'm still at home, 'DON'T LOOK!'.. EVERYONE LOOKS., Tom, Its Been 30 Years ... Your Not Going To Eat Jerry, Deleting everything you've typed cause you saw the other person was typing., Epic Quotes, I AM ALWAYS TIRED BECAUSE I BECOME A SUPERHERO AT NIGHT, Bubzbeauty Official, Like this if... you check your phone for no reason , because you know nobody texted you. you will go slightly out of your way to step on a crunchy looking leaf. you always hear your name, when its not being called. you hate hearing your voice in recor, Once you start to dislike someone. Everything they do begins to annoy you, sometimes you just need your bestfriend <3, If you know someone who eats too much and never puts on any weight, Not finishing a sentence because your laughing too hard about the ending, Wearing no makeup and being able to rub your eyes as much as you want :), I wanna know...But i don't wanna ask.., we all have a friend with a retarded laugh =], Dont talk sh*t behind my back, grow some balls and say it to my face!, HOT SURFACE, DO NOT TOUCH! "Hmmmm, I wonder how hot is hot...........AHHH!!, me? Dirty minded?! Nahh. I like to call it imaginative (:, I hate when people spell my name wrong., ...anndd thats why nobody likes you., calling people weird names, 5 things boys should know about girls. 1. when we look at your mouth we want to you kiss us. ..., I was owning on mario cart, then i realised i wasnt the top screen...., Best friends who have a major height difference, Falling asleep on the couch and waking up with a blanket on you, I hate when people steal your words that you say all the time!, "Nobody likes a smartass" "yeah well, nobody likes a dumbass either", Hate when nobody comments on your awesomely thought up status, The spaces between your fingers were created so that another's could fill them in., We used to talk for hours and now your impossible to make conversation with, The first time I had a Mcflurry, I thought the spoon was also a straw., Every time I see the word" Explain" on an exam , I die a little inside, When I hug someone I want a full hug, not that one arm hug crap, Trying NOT to look when someone is staring at you., I hate when teachers say "I dismiss you, not the bell!", I'm gonna be with who makes me happy, no matter what anyone thinks., Excuse Me . . . Excuse Me . . . Move B*tch !, Dear Math, Grow up and solve your own problems., wait, wait, wait.. say it again, i wasnt paying attention, I Hate When I Get In One Little Fight and Have To Move To Bel-Air., Staring At People In Other Cars To Make Them Uncomfortable, I HATE IT WHEN FRIENDS LIVE SO FAR AWAY!!!, You Act Like Yourself And People Think You're Smoking Something., Dancing in the Rain, Dancing in the Rain, 111 111 111 x 111 111 111 = 12345678987654321 ...Mind. Blown., I have texted lying down and dropped my phone on my face., Insulting people on levels they can't comprehend., "Who are you talking to?" "My mom, so shut up." "Tell her I say hi.", That time in 09 where if someone said 'I'm sick' everyone yelled 'Swiinee!", "HAH YOU FLINCHED!" "NO SH*T! YOU ALMOST HIT ME IN THE FACE!", I HATE THAT KID WHO REMINDS THE TEACHER ABOUT TESTS OR QUIZES, "So, who do you like?" *YOU YOU YOU OBVIOUSLY YOU!!!!!* "No one.", I hate when your sick and can't breathe out of one nostril., if a girl replies "k", you did something to piss her off., "BECAUSE IM THE PARENT" really isnt a logical explanation for ANYTHING, That Awkward Moment When Someone Says You Guys Should Go Out, If the Bell doesn't dismiss me then the Bell doesn't decide when I arrive., it makes sense in my head, i just cant explain it, Everything seems louder when you're trying not to wake your parents, "Sup?"/"Nm. U?"/ "Same." (that's it. the convo's over.), You say something funny & then someone says it louder & gets the credit., Attacking the Vending Machine When Your Food Gets Stuck, Myspacee is dead. Faceboook killed it., Whoever invented gum, I love you., Parents call it "Back Talk" we call it "explaining why their wrong"., I Met Someone In 2009 That I Will Never Forget For The Rest Of My Life., I was so excited to talk to you until you gave me one word answers. Sweet., Hey coach, how about you try running that much?, I've lived in 3 decades, 2 centuries & 2 milleniums & I'm not even 20 yet!, i wish my friend's houses were connected to mine via secret tunnels, He broke her heart, so she broke his xbox. Who do you think cried harder?, No mom, you're mad because you're wrong, not because I'm talking back..., "You're too young to understand." Actually, no, I'm not., It may say we're friends on Facebookk, but in real life i hate you, I zoned out in class, now i have no idea what we have to do., I can't clean my room because I get distracted by the cool stuff I find., Im quite aware you are staring at me, but im pretending not to notice, "MOM we dont have any food!" "yes we do!" "NOT ANY GOOD FOOD!", I hate those awkward moments when your friends parents are yelling at them., Teachers Who are not Afraid to Swear, When I have a Sharpie in my hand, I just want to write everywhere., What do you expect me to text back after "lol"?, I love days in class when all we do is chill and talk the whole time, You Dont Move after screaming, "Im Coming" when Your parents call you., No Justin Bieber you don't love that girl, you're 12., people who make you happy the second they start talking to you :), Mom. Can You Stop It? We're In Public. Mom. Just Stop it. Mom., I Don't Care if it Doesn't Matter, I Want to Know What You Said, I hate it when people unexpectedly go offline, I Love the Sound of the Pouring Rain By Jm Jimenez Duban, Sleep, Don't Give Up On Someone That U Can't Go A Day Without Thinking About Them, St Anthony of Padua, The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette, You instantly piss me off when I see you., CANCER SUCKS!, Trying not to bust out laughing during a dead serious conversation., I wish I could see myself from someone else's point of view., Why is it that winter goes by so slowly and summer goes by so fast?! </3, When i was your age i lost a tooth, Not my virginty.., Making Life Decisions in the Shower, GET UP!.... I AM UP !*goes back to sleep*, "Dont Be In A Relationship If You're Going To Act Single", I believe the word 'studying' was derived from the words 'students dying', TagMyPals.com, i miss seeing this picture :'( <3, How to make a girl smile <3<3, i wish i didn't care. but i do., OMG, You're mad if this doesn't freak you out.., Mom its Not Me . . . MY TEACHER HATES ME !, Kathy Beth Terry, I can turn almost anything you say into something sexual., OMG Facts, 9GAG, if my parents knew half the things i did..i'd be dead, I love it when people think you suck at something and u prove them wrong, "WAIT!, WAIT!, WAIT!" I Didn't Mean To Send That! "Message Sent."...Aw F@ck, WE DIDNT LEARN THIS SO WHY IS IT ON THE TEST?!, The legend who did this on his exam, I DON'T CARE IF IT'S A LONG STORY, I WANT TO KNOW!, I want to sleep...5 more minutes!, 5 More Minutes of Sleep in the Morning Really DOES Matter, I get one line of a song stuck in my head all day, OmgHumor.com, Icy Tower, Typing what you really want to say, then deleting it., Mom/Dad, we're in public...don't....don't do that...., 1 new message from _____ . makes me smile instantly (: <3, "Who do you fancy?" (YOU OMG YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU) "no one", I love it when I look at you and you were already looking at me.., Theres a HUGE difference between waking up at 5:55 & 6 a.m. on a school day, I WISH I COULD TURN THE TIME BACK, Errr Excuse me? I bought a packet of CRISPS, not half a bag of air., randomly smiling when you think of a funny memory :)<3, we argue, but i love you., Non-Profits on Facebook, You Don't Know How Much You Hurt Me When You Said That </3, ProfileBanner, Lucas Grabeel, UberStrike, In 2013 I will watch 2012 and laugh, You know you're a 90's kid if., Not laughing at a joke because you don't like the person who told it., HaHaHa! When your job is too hard..., Join if you mentally say “Wed-nes-day” when writing the word “Wednesday”, Dear Maths, I don't want to solve your problems, I have my own., Put your hand in the bath... warm =) Stand in the bath... BURNING!!!!!!!, SHUT UP You Made Me Forget What I Was Going To Say !, Ugh... I know what I wanna say. I just can't explain it., HERSHEY'S KISSES, I hate people that walk slowly in front of you in shopping centres., WTF, WHY ARE YOU IN MY DREAM?, I love it when people interrupt class for an "important anouncement" :P, Boy's dont realize how much one little thing can upset a girl., At night cant sleep, Morning cannot wake up., Oh sorry G2G bye *Appear Offline* thank god that's over., What happens to relationships? Started off so good and ended up so bad, I love my family, I HATE THAT KID WHO REMINDS THE TEACHER ABOUT HOMEWORKK!!!, Girl:Do you like me? Boy:No Girl:Would you cry if i died? Boy:No Girl Runs away crying Boy:I dont like you i love you i wouldnt cry if u died i would kill myself ♥♥♥♥♥♥, Gettin wet in the rain, Shiny Search, The Most Amazing Tattoo Ever, I wonder if you miss me as much as I miss you, Things To Never Say To A Woman During An Argument, 10 Reasons Trick Or Treating Is Better Then Sex, 13 Pickup Lines That Might Get You Killed, "everyone shut the f*ck up" *answers phone* ":D hi mom", I always write neatly on the first page of a brand new school book :'), Why do ALL girls draw hearts when they are bored?♡, DID YOU GET A HAIRCUT? No, it grew shorter., iPOD, iPhone, iTouch..iPAD..what's next? iTampon?, School, Home, Eat, Facebσσk, Sleep., i've never heard of them? no mum - you don't know ALL of my friends., It's sad when someone you know becomes someone you knew., Don't you just hate it when the radio doesn't tell you who sang that song., I find Blue tac :) , I play with blue tac :) , I lose the Blue Tac :(, When I Die I Give My Friends Permission To Change My Status To “Is Dead”, Become a fan if you want this bed in your room, Mom and Dad...when I lie to you, its for your own good, Waiting until 12:00a.m. to say "Happybirthday" to a close friend, Taking mini naps in between texts when ur laying in bed late at night., I Like it when Students prove Teachers wrong, I was born on my birthday, This person took a video of a TOMATO for 2 months! (AMAZING time lapse), Is there a "Delete" in life? Delete somebody, some memories, some feelings., When i was little i used to fall asleep on the sofa and wake up in bed, now i pass out on the sofa and wake up on the floor., Paper cuts: so small, but so evil., Saying "No Offense" doesn't make it less offensive!, cant stand watching the person you like flirt with someone else :(, YOU LOOKED BETTER ON FACE BOOK, I fake the dates on my papers so it doesnt look like i did it last minunte, When You Want To Be Alone With Someone and People Wont Go Away!!, Counting with your fingers secretly in math, Flinching in bed because you had a dream you were falling, *FIRE ALARM*..."Leave all your things behind!!".....Err....How about...NO!!, "I Had A Dream Bout You" "Really!?" :) "Yea You Got Killed" "Thats Nice", Met you. Got to know you. Fell in love with you. Simple. <3, i hate it when you make plans....get excited.....they never happen, Running with a backpack makes me feel like a retard., Anyone who was born in the 1990's and doesnt have a kid and isnt pregnant ., DAMN YOU FACEBOOK, I'M TRYING TO REVISE HERE!!!!, I Walk During Fire Drills But If There Was a Real Fire I'd Run The Hell Out, GET UP ... I AM UP ... * Goes Back To Sleep . *, There was a time when blackberry and apple were just fruits..., RAWR means i love you in dinosaur <3, You're such a dick, i can't even explain how much of a dick you are. dick., The legend that did this to his girlfriend, did you do your homework? what homework?, Teacher's Phones Go Off in the Middle of Class, Why Can't Ours?, I LOVE catching people in lies..and than listening to them continue to lie, I LOL'D at this light switch, boys who dont mind girls with no makeup on and hair not done <3, "Your parents are nice." "You should see them when your not here..", Staying up late talking to someone you like, "I haven't revised, have you?" "Nope." "Excellent, we can fail together.":), Join if you have stayed up past 4:00 am :L, "Hey mom, there's no school tomorow", "how do you know?", "faceboook", "Are you asleep?" "Yes.", i LOL'd at the "U" in this shop sign..., Doing Stupid Stuff With You Best Friend, I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE LOOK AT WHAT IM DOIN ON THE COMPUTER!!, Guys Who Can Actually Stick To One Girl., I used to be happy when you came online, now I don't care., 'Let's eat Grandma!' or, 'Let's eat, Grandma!' Punctuation saves lives., thepenisinhermouth. i read it wrong the first time too :), when i say i miss school, i mean my friends and the fun. not the school :P, If Mr Bean was Harry Potter he would look like this . . ., join if you want this as your bedroom, I pretend to be ok and I keep a smile on my face but Inside Im dying., Hey Mom! Look at this!....Mom look!...HURRY!....MOM!!!.......you missed it., Loading ████████████ 99% ... Failed . OMG . >: (, Faceboook is the biggest distraction.. ever., We talk to each other on the computer, but in public it's awkward, i hate it when you explain a funny moment but it comes out realy not funny, Saying "I dont know" instead of explaining the real answer., I don't care who you are, if you hit me, I'm going to hit you back., When my parents are out, I play my music LOUD, Don't complain about grading 140 essays over the weekend, you assigned it., I wish I could just click the "Back" button in real life....sometimes., My mom told me to clean my room while she's gone. She's back. OH CRAP., PRESS BECOME A FAN, AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS. :O, Open fridge, nothing. Freezer? nothing. Might as well try the fridge again., HOW CAN I REMEMBER LYRICS, AND NOT THE TEST'S ANSWERS?, "GO TO YOUR ROOM" really isn't a punishment anymore, If you should be studying right now. You should join., "Mum i cant find it," "If i go up there and find it your dead" "FOUND IT!", One Million Fans In One Millions Seconds - JOIN THE RACE NOW!!, Will you move your hand, i'm trying to copy you., OK OK I STOPPED LAUGHING,pheww ok,NOPE NOPE,I'M NOT DONE HAHAHA, Why do we need algebra? Finding X is only useful if you're a pirate, Everyone at one point in their lives has been hit in the face by football, Can you, like, not bring that up? Thanks, If your best friend's name starts with an A, C, D, E, F, G, I, J, K, M, N, P, R, S, T ♥, Faceboook may say were friends, but really, i dont like you., Brittani Taylor, "Everybody lies", PEACE :), Prank Calls, Only in America, the pizza arrives faster than the police., Greenpeace Canada, Taylor Lautner "Official Page", "love the life you live. live the life you love." - Bob Marley, BuzzLOL, ReUseConnection, Been chatting to a 14 yr old on the internet. She is funny, s*xy and flirty.. Now she tells me..., This ruler is bendy..*snap* ok no its not, I HATE WHEN THE CHAT BOX GOES BLANK AND IDK WHAT THE PERSON JUST SAID!, Why is my status blue?, Friend Cameo Video Chat, It doesn't matter what it is, it's automatically cool if it glows in the dark :), fake tan, fake eyes, fake hair, fake nails.... bitch are you sure ur not made in china?, I love my parents, especially when they are not at home..., F a c e b o o k is the only place where it's acceptable to talk to a wall, I will live my life my way, thank you very much., What ALL guys think when girls start to CRY!, wiping your hand across a couch to make it darker and lighter, Using rock, paper, scissors for serious decision making, Wondering if the person your thinking about is thinking about you, Money can't buy happiness But I'd rather cry in a Ferrari (by VC), We chase the ones who ignore us, and we ignore the ones who adore us., Who is shawty? Apparently she has a lot of rapper boyfriends., Why The Hell Am I So Nice To People Sometimes..., Why Are My Teachers So Much Nicer Infront Of My Parents At Parents Evening?, Trying to fall asleep while thinking how screwed you are at school tomorrow, The Best Way To Breakup With Your BF/GF!, LOVE THE SMELL OF PETROL!!, I hate it when someone secretly puts your name in the Goblet of Fire, I hate falling in love but I love it when it happens, for those who have experienced the pain caused by stepping on lego!, looking through a textbook and pointing at pictures going ''thats you'', When your six "Im telling my mum on you!" Was the scariest come back ever, I wish exams came with a 50/50 and phone a friend option, Loving a band no one knows, and dying inside when they become popular., I Hate The One Kid That Tells The Teacher,"You Didn't Collect The Homework", I Have Always Wanted to Get in a Cab and Say."FOLLOW THAT CAR!!", I type things into Google to see if I spelled them correctly..., I asked "what" 20 times so now I'm just gonna pretend I heard what you said, When i was younger i used to say a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k, ELEMENO P!, I type L-O-L or L-M-A-O and i have a blank expression on my face, I HATE when teachers say "From all the talking, I assume everyone is done.", Hold the door for one person, and that one turns into 10, ''Are you asleep?'' .. ''Yeah, cos I can answer you in my sleep. Dumbass.'', I Hate It When I Do something Amazing And No One Sees it, THERES ALWAYS THAT ONE KID IN MY CLASS I WANNA PUNCH IN THE FACE!, Peter Chao, Everyone is Online Except the Only Person I Actually Want to Talk to, STOP EXAMS = SAVE TREES, You lie in bed at night thinking about stuff, "(1) Friend Request (0) Mutual Friends. how the hell did you find me?", being a sarcastic little fuck., Parents always see us taking a break,but never see us studying...........;(, After the Exam...To Friend: I'm Gonna Fail!!....To Mom:..It was good, i love hearing something when it starts with "dont tell anyone ok?", GOOD, Dear Teacher, I talk to everyone. Moving my seat will not help., Why is my bed so much more comfier when my alarm goes off in the morning., Boy: grandma, have you seen my pills? they were labelled lsd. grandma: f*ck the pills. have you seen the dragons in the kitchen, I hate Justin Bieber!, Things I do when I'm home alone., Hmm.. That sounds a little harsh.. I'll put 'haha' on the end., hi i'm a plant, nomnomnom photosynthesis, Making your friends laugh whilst there getting told of, Oi Mum! Stop talking to people.... I WANT TO GO HOME!, Class of 2012!, Groupon Hongkong, Students for Barack Obama, Ryan Higa, Join if you know a girl that thinks shes soo hot but all the guys hate her!, When it gets akward at someones house...I pet their dog., Getting to that part of the song that you dont know and you mumble, "I Have A Six Pack ;-)" "Where ?" "Under My Fat...It's Shy" :), Sucking a cup to your face and then panicking cos it won't come off, There is a big difference between "friend" and "face book friend", Silly Putty, Tripping and Acting Like Nobody Saw, How come when your wifes pregnant, all her female friends rub her tummy & say congratulation..., OwnagePranks, I was blown away when i realised the word ' OK ' is a side ways person., That 1 song on your ipod that plays real loud & scares the crap out of you, Worldstuffer, When parents call you and you yell "WHAT" 50 times without a response back, Your Mom!, "Become a fan", Nobody likes a Tory, I Love Horses, When I was your age, we had to rewind our films once they were over, Checking every aisle in the supermarket looking for Mum, When i was a little kid i hated bed time. Now i think about it all day., You think I fancy you? It's called being nice. Get over yourself., Tripping in your dream then having a spaz attack in your bed, Hate it when ur tired but get in bed & u cant sleep :@, Starbucks UK, I continue to argue even when i know I'm wrong, Her hair was up in a ponytail Her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, And she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, That she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, If she went to s, You: Teacher! Teacher: Yes? You: Can I ask you something? Teacher: Sure, go on. You: Would you punish me for something that I didn't do at all? Teacher: Of course not. You: Good, I didn't do my homework. Like if you get it., FEMALE DICTIONARY: nothing, forget it = you better figure out what you did wrong. are you tired? = please don"t go to sleep, i love talking to you. i"m okay = hold me tight, i need a shoulder to cry on. i don"t give a f*ck anymore = i still care, but, My girlfriend invited me to her house, I found her sister alone in the house, she was unbelievably sexy, she whispered in my ear, "i have feelings for you, shall we have s*x" , I immediately turned around and walked to the front door to go to my car, I fo, Motorola Canada, I Restart A Game Whenever I Know Im Going To Lose, Parents: We Need To Talk. You: OMG, At 3 yrs old we say: "Mommy, I love you". At 10: "Mom whatever!" At 16:"My mom is so annoying"! At 18: "I wanna leave this house". At 25:"Mom, you were right". At 30: "I wanna go back to my Mom's house". At 50: "I don't wanna lose my Mom". At 70: ", When you give a boy a blow job, and he ejaculates, and you swallow, you're swallowing hundreds of babies. YOU ARE NOW A CANNIBAL. Enjoy eating babies. <3, Charlie Sheen, is all over the news this week because he's a celebrity drug addict. Justin Bieber was all over the news for 2 days this week because he cut his hair. While Andrew Wilfahrt 31, Brian Tabada 21, Rudolph Hizon 22, Chauncy Mays 25, Christopher, Facts of a Teenagers Life... Chairs are almost 100% more exciting if they spin around. If I'm listening to music, Don't disturb me! If I'm talking to someone online, never ask me who it is. It is likely to be a friend or a boy/girlfriend. If I'm cryin, *Texting dad* You: Hey dad, can I get some money for some coke? Dad: Sure... is $60 enough? You: Dad. It's $1.25. Dad: Wow, the price sure went down from when I was a kid... ...You: DAD! COCA-COLA? Dad: Oh....., The real danger of chewing gum at school isn't being caught by your teachers, its being caught by your friends, A boy had a crush on a french exchange student, and they were on facebook chat together... Boy: Hello Girl: Salut. :( :( :( :( Boy: What's up??? Girl: Je t'aime, mais tu ne me avis! Ma mere est mourante et ma famille meurt de faim! Nous sommes tres pa, if Justin Bieber was Lady GAGA, he would look like this LOL, The Best Punishment for not cleaning Your room!, I HATE POLICE, Okay, yes, I admit it: My heart skips a little when I even see your name., I hate it when I kick a soccer ball and people mistake me for David Beckham..., Mum, Dad, stop asking for my friends name. You don't know them., Holy Shit!, ''you're tall,do you play basketaball?''...'' -_- you're short, do you play minigolf ?'', Staying in your pyjamas the whole day because your not going out, Dream Out Loud, Who Else Does This, LOL is Contagious, Welcome to Hollister, would you like a flashlight & a gas mask? Or would you prefer to be blind and choking?, If sleep is important, then why does school start so early?, Teenagers are either drunk, stoned, texting, having sex, or asleep., "Yo Usher! Are you coming out tonight?" "Nah I'm babysitting Justin Bieber", Throwing stuff into bins from several metres away and actually succeeding, Hey baby, here have a turn on COD... LOL jk, go back to the kitchen, Top 10 FMLs of All Time!, Justin John Bieber, Boy: I love you Girl: Prove it! Scream to the world that you love me Boy: *whispers* I love y..., Girl: "Dad, I'm pregnant." Dad: "...Who's the father? Imma kick his ass!" Girl: "It's Justin Bieber's" Dad: "Oh, hahaha! It's okay, you're not pregnant!" Like if you get it :DD, A mom beat her kid for days. A week later the boy asks if he can go to a friend's house and she says, "Sure but if you get stolen I ain't lookin' for you." So later the police pull up, they have the boy and a kidnapper and tell his mother, "He gave himsel, MacBook Pro, To everyone feeling depressed. Heres a picture of a happy Goat., Forever Alone, I hate it when your in your car listening to a random bad song and when your just about to get o..., LikeThis, It wasnt working, so I hit it and it broke, When I Was Little, I Had To Leave A "Finger Space" When I Wrote, 50 WAYS TO MAKE SOMEONE FEEL AWKWARD, I hate it when teachers say ''you think its funny''? Obviously it is, First day of school: "This year, I'm gonna work hard." It never happens!, I just wanna slap whoever started "Become a fan to see picture", Your my friend, but I want to punch you in the face., I'd rather be hurt by the truth, than protected by a lie., Bring Back BNBN's!!!, Looney Network, Teacher: "I am THIS close to calling your mother!" Student: "Tell her I said hi!", The Whatever, 10 Haircuts That Got Students Suspended, * ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed * all polar bears are left-handed * if your car is stolen, there's a 10 percent chance it was taken by a polar bear *, SHORT PEOPLE ARE AWESOME, Getting nervous at airport security even though you're not a terrorist, ANSWER THE PHONE YOU FUC- "Hello?" Oh hiya.., A Snail Is Just A Slug With A Turban On, Turban Outfitters, the 'because you love me' excuse, When I'm home alone and I hear a noise, I suddenly go ninja, Lsmmtuafimc = Laughing so much my turban unravels and falls in my curry., Giving your rubbish to your friend and saying "Happy Birthday"., I'm not weird. I'm limited edition :), i wish i could see you more often <3 :(, i want you to stay in my life forever. <3, I hate when people always talk to you online, but never in person., I HATE IT WHEN MY LAPTOP BURNS MY LEGS!, My sleeping pattern is f*cked!, Hubba Bubba, Dolphins are gay sharks, Ok maybe my status is about you, but in the form of a song so you wont know, I hate stepping in something wet when i have socks on., ARE YOU KIDDING ME, ALL THAT WAS A DREAM. awwwwwwww, Parents Say "It's My House" But When Time To Clean "Its Your House Too", I've Always Wanted To Jump Into A Taxi And Shout "FOLLOW THAT CAR!", i failed because you are such a CRAP teacher so dont blame me, CHRISTMAS TOMOROW! ( see how many can join in less than 24 hours, Oddee, Craving Chik-Fil-A, then realizing it's Sunday., EITHER SNOW ENOUGH FOR A SNOW DAY OR DONT SNOW AT ALL!, Can you stop? Cause I really want to slap you in the face right now., "So, how's life?" "Pretty good, you should get one", Rogers, WWF Canada, Turtle Back Zoo, Saying Love Ya To Your Best Friend Does Not Mean You're IN Love With Them!!, F*** My Life, Ive Met Someone This Year Who Ill Never Forget <3, I hate days where everything seems to go wrong!! :/, Thank a Police officer, I Love Jesus, If Mr. Bean was in Twilight he would look like this!!, The feeling when you're so screwed you don't even care anymore., Rumors that are so far off from the truth all you can do is laugh., i love how people think posting things about weed makes them cool., when i turn off the lights downstars i RUN LIKE HELL, I hate it when people blaming me for doing something that i didn't do, When I Run Down The Stairs, I Always Skip The Last Step And Jump, I prefer internet smileys without the nose :) vs :-), KevJumba, London 2012, Well, I'd love to stay and chat to you, but I'd much rather go chew glass., I HATE PEOPLE THAT CHEW THEIR GUM LIKE RETARDED COWS, As soon as you see this, you wonder if penguins have knees., I secretly drink straight from the bottles in the fridge, I can never finish my eraser cause I always lose it or gets stolen!, Finding money in your pocket that you didnt know was there., Taylor Swift + Vodka = Ke$ha., She's a slut, He's a player. Perfect Match., If you touch me ONE MORE TIME... I WILL SLAP YOU, You Cough.......Five More People Cough.......Then the Whole Assembly Coughs, I bet I can find two million people who want chip packets filled to the top, I hate the taste when i drink something straight after i brush my teeth!, 'Why are you late?' 'The staircase moved. I had to come via the dungeons.', You're being nice. Way too nice. You want something, "YOU'RE SUCH A DICK, I HATE YOU!", "dudeee, she so wants me.", I fell asleep with my phone in my hand waiting for you to text me back., My Mind Was Blown When I Saw The FedEx Arrow, KEEP FLIRTING WITH MY GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND AND SEE IF I DONT KILL U! PRICK!, mom (4 missed calls) oh man im in deep shit...., I hate it when Ice Cream is so hard it bends your spoon., Heads down thumbs up was the BOMB at primary school ;), I'mma Be, I'mma Be, I'mma I'mma I'mma Be, LOL jk, I'm a Wasp., I Gotta Feeling if you Meet Me Halfway that Imma Be like Boom Boom Pow., Dear Mr underccover police car, i like your 5 extra antennas ;), * ALL I want for Christmas is YOU! <3 :) *, I love it when you smile. <3, Well, I'd love to stay and chat but you're a total b*tch., I'm sorry i love you, Love the feeling of coming home from school on a friday, I love it when people randomly fall out of their seat :), When i go to bed i think about too many things, then i cant fall asleep., I HATE IT WHEN CRUMBS FALL IN MY BRA!, I Hate when Your Parents Don't Let You Explain Yourself in a Argument, I hate trying to explain 'You had to be there' moments, Loving Life, Join if your legs are crossed and/or your left hand is touching your face, "Ironman"??, Don't be silly, men don't iron., Dragging Your Blanket Around The House With You Becuase You're Cold, When I see you I miss you But then I remember what you did and I hate you, Join if you didn't know that Yoshi from Mario is a girl.., being afraid to let your leg hang off your bed in case it gets eaten, Starbucks Canada, The Awkwardness When Osama Bin Laden Asks You For The Time And It's 9:11, Why Is Gum Like Crack At My School?, Supermac18, Just keep swimming, Just keep swimming, Just keep swimming, Just keep swimming, Just k...(See More), Become a fan,you will get Restaurant city 300,000 coins more(it works), I Can Take A Joke... You're Just Not Funny!, I try to go back to sleep to finish my dream, You know you're addicted to Facebοοk when..., i once had a life ... then some idiot came and told me to make a face book, Cosmo, If you tickle me i'm not responsible for your injuries., Moonwalking into jail, because you're a smooth criminal., "I hate when the teacher talks to everyone but stares DIRECTLY at me", Cadbury Eyebrows, did u really mean all those words u said to me? or was it all lies?!, We Want a Three Way Chat, UTUBE, * ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed * all polar bears are left-handed * if your car..., See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? He couldn’t do it last night because he was too b..., you don't like me? that's okay, cause your boyfriend does., That's Your New Girlfriend/Boyfriend???....(long moment of silence).....Oh, Getting your teacher to go off topic for the whole class period, I HATE IT WHEN MY MOM USES ME TO STAND IN LINE FOR HER WHILE SHE SHOPS!!!, "Once You Lose Someone,Its Never Exactly The Same Person,Who Comes Back", "You do it, you're closer", do me a favour, and change back to the person you used to be., Sometimes when i push you away, its because i need you to pull me closer <3, Sometimes I wonder if you think about me as much as I think about you <3, Join If You Miss,Love,Like,Hate or Cant Stand Somebody Right Now., ahh well, S H I T happens and life goes on :), I WANT TO GO BACK IN TIME AND CORRECT SOMETHING, Sometimes I Just Lay In Bed And Think About Life., "SUCK MY DICK" sorry my mom told me not to put small things in my mouth, I love cuddles and sleeping in when it's cold. <3, Secret Code, I watch how clean is your house and think how do u live like that., Are you going to school tomorrow ? No im riding my duck to Canada., Well Done... Your Makeup makes you look Like an inbred Umpa Lumpa!, If you say Jesus backwards, it sounds like sausage., I laugh at my own jokes, because in my mind i am the funniest person alive., Saying Something You Know Will Piss Off The Person You're Talking To, I still have a friend from grade 1 :-), *wake up in middle of night, look at clock* yes I still have time to sleep!, Cyanide & Happiness, OMG, EVERYONE ELSE in this class is talking, why are you yelling at ME?, ROFL!!..... LOL jk i'm still in my chair., Trying not to use your superpowers in public, The 10 Lies Girls Tell Guys All The Time !, *sitting in class* 1:30 *seems like 20 minutes pass* 1:33. WHAT!?, No you were not "just wondering" tell me why you asked., There's always that one day at school which has a death timetable, turn your phone off, NO THANKS I WILL PUT IT ON SILENT!, The nervous feeling you get when you press the send button on a risky text., Keeping old text messages to read over again, Fido, I stay up too late and then hate myself in the morning., "Ew i hate her !" "Uhm.. shes right behind you ...", I Hate Thinking of Good Memories That Make Me Hurt Inside., Getting outta bed is one of the hardest challenges of the day, I find bruises on my body and i have no idea where they came from., I bought a bag of chips. Not half a bag of air., I hate it when you zone out and you accidently stare at someone., I secretly hate you. I'm just nice so I don't start drama., When I was your age, we had 9 planets, OMG this is the most DISGUSTING thing I've ever tasted... here, try it., Looking back, I really wish I hadn't done that..., "That's not what I said." "Yes, it is." "No, I think I know what I said.", it doesn't matter what time i go to bed, ill always be tired in the morning, Unfriendable, Drawing boxes on your desktop with the mouse dragy thingy cuz your bored, My School is constantly finding new ways to take money from us, I try to see if my fridge's light turns off when i shut it., I Love To Walk In The Rain, I miss the way everything used to be. and I want it back., Thats our inside joke, why are you laughing?, I ABSOLUTLY HATE WHEN THE CHAT GOES BLANK AND U HAVE TO ASK WHAT THEY SAID, Homework Sucks, School sucks, Watching Youself on the Monitor When You Walk Into the Grocery Store, Well, the Icelandic volcano's still blowing Ash. Unlike Cheryl, Nigahiga, click on LIKE or the finger DIES, I'm a girl. I don't smoke. I don't drink. I don't party every weekend. I don't wear three inches of makeup. I don't put sultry pictures of my bra showing online. I don't make out with loads of guys, or other girls, to get attention. I'm a girl, and, LiNk VeRy VeRy gOOd!!, Apple Bottom Jeans,Turban With The Fur,Got The Whole Mosque Looking At Her., You use 'your' and 'you're' properly? Excuse me while I undress myself....., Dinosaurs were lies, fed to us to cover up the existence of Pokemon., "Are you Jewish? Cause you Is-raeli hot!", Twilight sucks, We Need A Sarcasm Font, When you pull an awesome comeback out of nowhere, Scented Pens, I really wish i hadn't heard that, i would be so much happier not knowing, "don't move." "why" "cause I want to read your shirt.", LoveGivesMeHope - Stories That Make You Go "AWWW!", Don't start to tell me something, then say "Nevermind, I can't tell you"., content, The man who discovered cow's milk...what the hell was he doing with the cow, i'm so glad no one can read my mind..., I'm Going To Build A Full Size House Out Of Lego One Day!, I hate when fast food isn't fast, I HATE THE KID WHO REMINDS THE TEACHER ABOUT TESTS, QUIZZES, AND HOMEWORK, Silver Star, I have no idea what you just said so i'm going to smile and say "yeah.", when i talk to you, i dont know what it is, but i cant help but smile, After sending a risky text, one minute seems like an eternity, Turtle, Getting nervous when your parents tell you to "come here", Behind every 'just joking' is a little truth..., Thats Embarrassing...I Thought You Were Waving At Me, "Do you want to share that with the class?" "No that's why I whispered it.", What Part Of 'Do Not Tell Anybody' Do You Not Understand?!, I click your name, you go offline. Perfect timing, Saying "What" Then Realizing 1 Second Later What They Said, A walk in the rain, Pretending to sleep when your parents come in., Remembering something funny while being yelled at, Problem?, Green man means walk , Red man means RUN., Im not moody - your just really annoying!!!, I use the word 'THINGY' when i forget what thats called., LINKIN PARK LOVERS UNION, Linkin Park Lovers, Addicted To Harry Potter, This is why our parents tell us NOT to drink, and do weed!, Steak, I feel bad for your boyfriend. You're a whore., google + sparknotes = high school diploma, I hate it when I flex and my shirt rips, Hillspet.nl, When i was little, "Im telling on you" was the scariest sentence ever., Calling your girlfriend beautiful, because you forgot her name., Thinking Of Everything You Have Done When Your Parents Say "Come Here Now!", Annoying someone on purpose because for you, its highly amusing., Let’s Face It, Sleeping, we all have a really good friend from another school <3, Using your phone very strategically when it hits "Low Battery", I use smileys to make sure my messages dont look rude :-), At the restaurant... do you want a table sir? no we will eat on the floor.., ..., When teachers act fake when the principal comes in the classroom, THE MAN RULES… GUYS, Stick these rules on the fridge then run!, The 10 MOST Common LIES Parents ALWAYS Tell KIDS!, Girl: I'm going to kill you. Boy: Why? Girl: You've invaded my privacy. Boy: How so..., You're 1 year older than me. Don't treat me like I'm 5., Making up fake rules when you have a substitute teacher, "Do you have gum?" "No", "Can i have a piece?" "Fine, here", saying "just kidding," but secretly not kidding, If a guy responds to your text message while playing Xbox, he loves you, i hate when you look in your closet for clothes and find narnia instead, 10,000,000 fans before December 21, 2012.Together we are more powerful!, I'm not random, I'm just...OMG, do you like tacos!?, Whenever a window steams up, You have to draw a smiley face :), I always say "ow" when I bump into something & it doesn't hurt at all, Why Does Everything Fun Go By Fast And Everything Boring Goes By Slow, 3 Words to Get A Girl? "I Love You". 3 Words to Get A Guy? "I play COD", I see youve liked your own status? Someone has no friends, teenagers need nap time wayyyyy more that kindergartners do!!!!, Making Fun of The Pictures of The Kids in Textbooks, i thought tht test was really easy........ till i saw my grade, 香港海洋公園 Ocean Park Hong Kong, to eat. Alot., i love late night conversations with the person you like :), IF YOU KNOW A SOPHIE :), Web-cam Knows When I Have A Stupid Look On My Face And Freezes, Smiling randomly when you think of a funny memory <3 :), Your 12. You smoke. Your not a virgin. Your bf is 17? You must be proud ¬¬, On the 9th of February it will be 90210, I wish i had you to cuddle when i can't sleep ! ©, P.E. teachers shouldn't be fat, Sorry mate i can't, i've got Quidditch, Well who was flickering the lights?..... NOSFERATU, You think i did a crap job? Do it yourself then., I love it when I smile at someone and they smile back at me:), Must fill every waffle square with syrup, Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle YEAH, Blaming substitute teachers for losing work that you didn't even do :D, "We need to talk." "Uh oh.", YOU ALWAYS HAVE A TEACHER THAT HATES YOU FOR NO REASON, We asked for a dislike button, and you gave us ANOTHER like button?, hugs from around the waist ♥, Join ONLY if you have the letter A, E, I, O, or U in your name., Yes, you are my bestfriend, but sometimes, I want to punch you..., I hate it when my parents wont answer their phone but get mad when i dont!, 25 reasons to date a gamer!, C.L.A.S.S - Come Late And Start Socializing, I'm studying my ass off right now...LOL jk, I'm on Facebook liking everything., doesanyoneknowwhatthelongbuttonatthebottomofthekeyboardisfor???, Saying Huh? Then answering the question before they repeat it., Can I go to the bathroom. why didnt you go at lunch. I was eating lunch?, I bet everybody reading this right now has not finished homework, I used to think 'duct tape' was called 'duck tape', Nobody, I think its funny when sluts hate sluts, For being sluts., HappySlip, "We now live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police", "Sorry, Officer...I thought you wanted to race with me..", Caramilk, Changing a word because you can't spell the word you wanted to use!, Kids have an Iphone, Ipad, & Itouch. shit when I was 10 I had crayons, HAHAHAHA fuck i'm funny, When youre so good at sarcasm no one can tell if you are serious or not, The awkward moment when Prince Will Realises Kate has a much hotter sister, IF I GET 1,234,567 FANS, MY DAD SAID HE WILL QUIT SMOKING, "Hey!" *No Response* "...well f*ck you too...", No i would NOT like a detention. Are you f*cking retarded??, NO HAT, NO PLAY... ruined my lunchtime!, sorry i didnt know talking was flirting.., Please don't pick me, please don't pick... Aww Crap., Without school it's really hard to know what day it is., Why is it not racìst when it's directed at white people?, Tap Tap Revenge, I Love Africa, During a fire drill you always have a some hope that your school is on fire, that one innapropriate friend we all have <3, My Gum Lost Its Flavor an Hour Ago, Yet I'm Still Chewing It, Soooo..... a KILLER WHALE killed somebody.....how ironic, The world won't end in 2012 because Phil of the Future came back from 2121., This Little Girls Sign To Hannah Montana, I couldn't stop laughing when I found out Justin bieber asked out Rhianna., My Injuries Do Not Hurt At All Until I Realise I Have It., "ha! you flinched!" "well yeah, you almost punched me in the face!", 'i cant eat anymore, im full' 'do you want any desert?' 'YES!', Alvin The Chipmunk Has a Deeper Voice than Justin Bieber, I watch PG movies without my parents. What. A. Rebel., Opening your book to the exaxct page the teacher says, and feeling like god, You give 1 person chewing gum & suddenly everyone within 10 miles wants one, Math, MY mom Told me ,, "If anybody hitz u,, U BETTER HIT THEY ASS BACK!!", Barnorama, Why is Mr. Krab's daughter a whale?, I accidently write down what someone is saying while they're talking to me, Saying a word so many times that it doesn't sound real anymore, "Hey! You Didn't Text Me Back Yesterday!"..."Umm Yes I Know, For A Reason.", Aphrodite's BeautifulAngels, Continue Reading, Glitter'Ravers Eliteness Modeling (Official), I Hate When One Side of The Headphones Break, Calling ur parents by their first name when they dont respond to MOM or DAD, 姚明 Yao Ming, I want a relationship not a relationshit., sorry im not the skinnyest and prettyest girl alive :/, I don't care how old i am,I WANNA GO ON THAT BOUNCY CASTLE!!!, LIES LIBERALS TELL, That's right. When I was 12, I watched PG-13 movies. REBEL., I climb into bed snuggle up, then realise....THE LIGHTS ON!, Mom: be careful! You: thanks, i was going to be dangerous till you told me, Unless it's due tomorrow, I don't care, that friend you can say i love you to and it's not awkward :) <3, Boyfriends who actually care about their girlfriends., Papa Jumba, Join this if you want the police to yell "PIKACHUUUUUU!!" before tasing., KevJumba's Dad, Has anyone noticed how much Daniel Radcliffe looks like Harry Potter?, A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, 'Hey!' ..., When I was little I watched raindrops on the window to see which one 'won'., don't tell me the sky is the limit; when there are footprints on the moon., Ninja-ing through doors before they close without getting hit., Who the HELL is texting me at 830am?!... Oh, its you, that's ok then., The spastic twitch you get when falling or tripping in a dream, I want to talk to you, but I want you to talk to me first., "LOL" has become a substitute for "i have nothing else to say", I hate it when someone wants to tell me something, then say "NVM", I didn't trip, I was testing gravity, it still works., I pushed a pull door. And It opened., Not enough sleep = sleepy in class. Enough sleep = bored in class., Omg, i love this song! Sings the chorus then mumbles the rest, Secrets, I hate when 2 people whisper secrets in front of me, Like if you've ever Ate all of your popcorn before the movie started Spent an entire week..., "hey, can i copy?", "yeahh, but i guessed", "i don't care.", "Hey." "Yeah?" "You asleep yet?" "No i just answered you...", The 20 Lies they tell you in Highschool, I hate being sick..but I love missing school..but I hate make-up work., Age10-I DONT WANT A KIDS MENU! Age15-Are you sure I cant have a kids menu?, Stacy's Mom Has Got it Going On, Brown roots, bleech blonde hair, orange face, well arnt you gorgeous., struggling so hard to open something then spotting the "tear here", secretly giving people nicknames so they dont know you talk about them, omg baby are you okay? walk it off baby walk it off, your still hot baby!, 1 friend request. 0 mutual friends. I don't think so., I wonder if British people like our accents as much as we like theirs, Telling my parents everyone did worse then me to make my grade seem better, Things you SHOULD feel terrible about laughing at, but you laugh anyway., Automatically typing "F" in the address bar when you open your browser., What does P Diddy feel like in the morning?, Excuse Me...EXCUSE ME...OMFG MOVE!, Girls actully find out EVERYTHING!!, and boys dont have a clue!!, "we're watching a video today" "YESS!" "Here's your question sheet" "UGH!", Questions on a test that give away the answers to other questions, we didn't learn this..SO WHY IS IT ON THE TEST?!, Seeing an old person eating alone at a restaurant depresses me., I Pretend To Sleep When My Parents Enter My Room, Screaming at Dora Because Whatever She's Looking For Is Right Behind Her, Do you have any idea how much I want to be with you???, yeah i want to talk to you, but i feel like im annoying you., I need you because I love you......, I hate it when people you need to talk to are offline, Is it me or are middle schoolers getting sluttier every year?, Laughing so hard, it physically hurts!, I hate it when my parents watch me use the computer., I Hate it when people log off mid-conversation without saying bye., I HATE GIRLS WHO FLIRT WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!, Why do good times pass so fast, and bad times pass so slow?, incoming call...man! wat da hell dis b*tch want....hey mom, HELLO SUB TEACHER, GOODBYE SEATING PLAN., Taylor Lautner's abs, Hey did u call? does your phone say i called? ya. then no shit i called., In elemantary school when we would have parties for every holiday, S.C.H.O.O.L = Six. Crap. Hours. Of. Our. Lives., How come nobody's slapped you yet ?, I feel bad when people smile at me then look away before I can smile back., B I T C H = Beautiful Individual That Creates Hell, Oh Hey look a friend request! Who the hell is that?!?!, My school needs more attractive girls/guys., Guys that smell amazing, Hey guys guess what I just found out. Yeah we knew that 3 weeks ago, Cracking Up Uncontrollably Over Something Stupid, No S H I T Sherlock, I Hate it When Inanimate Objects Look Like They Have a Scary Face, Pointing at the TV and yelling "OMG Whats He Been In?!?!?", "OMG REALLY?!?!?!?" haha no im lying, OMG! We got a New Kid!!!! i have to go see what they look like!!!, OMG YOU TWO OBVIOUSLY FANCY EACH OTHER, JUST GO OUT! :D, OMG, It took you that long just to type THAT!, Hey ref you suck, thats eyeliner? sorry i thought you got attacked by a permanent marker., I Hate When i type "" I end up with a "1" at the end, I Was Amazed When I saw "ipod!" Is The Same Upside Down!, choking on your drink when someone says something funny, Dora your multilingual at age 4, you should be able to find the banana tree, When you walk you try to take the same amount of steps in each cement box, Please go wash your greasy hair., Jumping From Bed to Bed in a Hotel, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT.........OH CRAP TEACHERS COMMING, RUNNNNNNNNNNNN, Homework Sucks!, No, you're not a photographer, you're a teenager with a Nikon., 20 Fun Things to do at an Exam, if school teaches you one thing, it's to text without looking!, Completely bullshitting your way through an english essay, I'd give you my heart<3 ...LOL jk, i would die, Luckily, my Nimbus 2000 can fly through volcanic ash., I hate it when my turban unravels and my friends find out I'm the dark lord, Turban, shoulders, knees & toes, and then God created Saturn...and he liked it, so he put a ring on it..., You're late!! You rush, you leave, you forget something, crap..., "Your hair is a mess" " So is your face.", I finish my drink before the meal even arrives., The Guy Who Sent This Email Complaint To The Police, Dear Faceboook, Thanks to you, Im screwed for exams. Thanks., Rhyming in the middle of ur sentence, then saying "woah, that just rhymed", I miss the old days., I Feel Bad When I Fall Asleep Texting Someone Without Saying Goodnight, Teachers putting on an act when OFSTED visit., I LOVE THIS SONG, Can we stay in the shop just for this song?, DON’T HIT KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!! No, seriously, they have guns and knives now., I will literally get distracted by ANYTHING when it comes to revising, Doing Things That Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time...But Weren't, we live in an age where pizza gets to your home before the police.........., There is nothing worse then a rejected high five., I WISH MY FLOORS WERE TRAMPOLINES, I still want to be your friend after high school, I pick grass in PE when im bored., He's On His Period... He Needs His Manpon, I love Selena Gomez and I hate her haters !, Being alive on December 22, 2012., OREOS: 1st you twist it then you... Oh it broke :|, A £20 note would last for ages when i was little. whereas now..., seeing a nerdy year 7 run past you with a jet pack., Walking away from explosions without looking at them., Of Course I Flinched! You Almost Punched Me In The Face!!!, I've pretended to die in front of my pet to see how they react..., "No offence or anything" funnily enough i'm offended, Mother's day: English kid: Here mum, I made you a card and breakfast! German kid: Heir mu..., Singing like retards with your bestfriend(:, when i see bubble wrap....I GOTTA POP IT, Girl- "Hey" Boy- "Hi" Girl- "Wassup?" Boy- "Nothing, you?" Girl- "Me too." Boy- "Cool" Girl- "Yeah." *End of conversation. Like if this happens to you*, 45 things all guys should know about girls, I press the cross-walk button too many times, CMT Canada, Day Dreaming, I will always wonder if u think about me as much as i think about you., A p*nis has a sad life. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbour is an a**hole, his..., OMG! You do that too? I thought I was the only one!, I <3 the kid in class who asks the teacher stupid ?s just to waste time, Do you relaize how hard it is not to think about you?, I HATE THAT LITTLE TRIANGLE THE WINDSHIELD WHIPERS DONT CLEAN, I've Never Actually Heard a Baby Say "GooGoo GaaGaa", if homework is a work why i'm not getting paid ?, S h i t Happens, That Guy Who Starts The Slow Clap, WHY ISNT MY HAIR CO-OPERATING WITH ME?!?!, Remember When Math Was Actually Numbers?, I hate the kid who tells their parents everything, I hate Getting VERY close to sneezing, and then not sneezing, Mom who cares if its 3:00 in the morning! theres no school tomorrow!, Flipping to the correct textbook page on your first try., i love it when someone says " i love you ", Mom an Dad, I'm trying to enjoy summer vacation. Stop making me do things!, The Twin Guns, I am Asian, therefore I am Awesome, You are well fit... LOL jk I spelt fat wrong., "Crap where is it!?" "Ahh dude...your holding it.", I love it when I wake up in the morning and Barack Obama is President!, I want to meet the teenage versions of my parents, Flipping a phone or remote in the air and it ends up hurting you, Sometimes all I want to know is why it happened the way it did., Your a 90s kid if you rememebr 7 LITTLE MONSTERS !, The moment when all of Canada jumped when Crosby scored █ ♥ █, So, the olympic torch looks like a massive JOINT...... Welcome to Canada!, I hate waking up from an awesome dream and forgetting what happened., HEY MOM GUESS WHAT? I GOT 98% ON MY TEST! ...... why didnt you get 100%?, It's funny how Disney thinks that all of it's actors can double as singers, It's 2010 and flying cars are still not invented. what is this???, i secretly race against people that are walking near or next to me, When i was in the 1st grade i thought the 5th grades were big and bad ass, Do You Ever Wonder If We All See Different Colors?!?!, (joke)..... 10 seconds later, OMG i just got that!, Making Faces At Your Friends Across The Classroom In School, English Accents, When your Mom starts counting to 3., You Know Your A 90's Kid When You Used To Watch Rugrats, Making your font type bigger so it looks like you've written more, I'M SUCH A BAD ASS..... i installed a program. it asked if I had read and agreed to the ter..., Inter, I Love You, In 2013, Im going to watch the movie 2012 and laugh., Son: "Dad I have a problem..." Dad: "Come with me son." *Sits down infront ..., I hate it when i shut my locker and realize i need more stuff from it, it's okay year seven, be cheeky, i'm not the one in school until im 18 (Y), "He sees you when your sleeping, he knows when your awake" Uh, stalker much, I hate when zombie girls kill me in my sleep for not passing on chain mail, The awkward moment when you've been talking to someone for ages, and you think they're..., Girl posts a picture of herself wearing a low top and her bra is showing through* *All of her friends comment, "Pretty!"* Why is that? Hun, that's not called being pretty. It's called being a whore., WHEN I WAS 13, I HAD MY FIRST LOVE. ASLKDJASLHCFALBFNCHOAEIFHAENOFIAJF ABOVE!, Every school year has these people in it!, Parents only say 'don't answer back' when they know they're getting OWNED, ''Your homework is revision.'' WOOP! No homework!!!, Dont you just hate it when the radio doesnt tell you who sang that song, him:"why isn't she texting me?"...her:"when is he going to text me?", Those few minutes when the teacher leaves the classroom., I feel really awkward when people sing happy birthday to me., Obamaa totally stole 'YES WE CAN' from Bob the Builder, There's a Taylor Swift song for every part of a teenage girl's life, I HATE WHEN MY PARENTS TRY TO READ TEXTS OVER MY SHOULDER., i come, i fuck shit up, i leave, Firedrills during classes you hate, I want to see who cries when I die., Mom, if you let me go where i want. i wouldnt have to lie about where i am., Never too old to be Emo, Isn't that right Professor Snape?, Dont worry about 2012, the Jonas Brothers have been to the year 3000, Hate When You Tell Someone your problems and all they say is sucks or sorry, Hating it when you do something amazing when nobodys there to see it, I Hate Going Back To School After A Holiday, I'm secretly amused when It's cold and you can see your own breath, i used to draw on my hand all the time and i never got 'ink poisining', I Can't Get Through A Conversation without saying "um" or "like", When I was little if you were the line leader you were the s***, I really want to talk to you, I just don't know what to say..., Long Walks on the Beach, Treat People how you want to be treated. Teacher yells at you. YELL BACK, Mom I'm bored what should I do? "Clean your room!" Nevermind..., The belly is the most beautiful part of a womans body, I just saw you, but i miss you already., Waiting for parents to wake up on Christmas morning takes Forever, IF MR BEAN WAS IN HANNAH MONTANA HE WOULD LOOK LIKE THIS, The awkwardness of Nigeria vs Germany and the scoreboard says Nig-Ger., "Yeah, but that was in year 7...", ''Batteries not included'' ruined Christmas day, There's always an Asian person sleeping on the bus..., Naming your iPod "The Titanic" so it says "The Titanic is syncing.", Sorry Miley, the party isn't in the USA, it's at Kate's appartment., If teens need the most sleep...Why are we going to school so early????, Just because I'm nice to you, doesn't mean I don't hate you., Canadians dont fear the cold, The cold fears Canadians, I was born between 1990-1999...the Last Generation With Common Sense, Love d feeling when u wake up b4 ur alarm and knw u can sleep a bit more :D, I SAY HI U SAY HI I SAY SUP U SAY NM U? I SAY SAME. END OF CONVO., Mom. Mom. Look at me. Mom. Mom. MOM!!! YOU'RE NOT LOOKING!!! MOM!!!, OpenRice, Your Dirty Mind - 10 Funny Pics, Do it today, 'cause it might be illegal tomorrow., i hate bitchy teachers, Photo Editing, i love when it "thunders and rains" in the produce section at Safeway, Australia:The country were Pizza gets 2 your house quicker than the Police., Roots Canada, If You Hate Someone Join This Page And Write His (her) Name On The wall, I ♥ 荃灣, I speak fluent English, American and Australian, Hardcore exercise today, lol jk junk food and tv, There's always that one "friend" you secretly hate. a lot., It blew my mind when I realised 'woman' spelt backwards is 'kitchen'., Pigs CAN fly, ever heard of a Police Helicopter ?, Join If You Secretly Have SuperPowers..., Only in Canada will you see people drinking slurpees in the winter, i respect all my enemies, my middle finger raises to salute them. :)), I Hate it when the thing you studied the most isnt on the test., MONDAY SUCKS!!!!, Don't say "no offence" after you insult me., Mom, I'm hanging out with friends, not smoking weed., Life is like a dick, it gets hard sometimes for no reson at all., I HATE it when parents say "No" but dont have a reason., Parents Don't Belong on Face Book, WHEN STUDYING, I USUALLY COUNT THE PAGES LEFT..., I LMFAO when i saw these suggestions on Google!, By the time I'm 18, all the limits will be 21. Yeah thanks Government (Y), I love it when someone laughs too hard and then they snort, try and type your name with your elbow and post it on this wall., Justin Bieber with a turban, "Come Canteen" "No" "Please" "No" "Ill buy you something" "Okay", Megan Fox has made a HUGE mistake by shaving her head!, I Hate It When You Walk Outside, Realise Your A Fish, And Die., when the teacher goes crazy and you cant stop laughing, PapaJumba, what do you do if you see your ex , running around in your front yard covered in blood and scre..., Fuck school, I wanna be a penguin., The scary noises the house makes at night when everyones in bed :|, Mistyping "good" and accidentally writing " yea, I'm God", Visaperks Canada, World Vision Canada, Food Network Canada, ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ CANADA ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥, I hate it when i go to a party and someone is wearing the same turban as me, 'Where did ya get ya turban?' . 'Primark , £3 mate!', The awkward moment when you watch two people hug, and you feel like a loner, I Click My Pen When I'm Bored... Or Just To Annoy The Teacher :), Pimp My Turban, Please be online, please be online, please be online. anddddd your offline., sunshine, waterfights, barbeques - my ARSE. we live in the uk. it'l rain ;), WTT - "What the Turban!?", @:) <--- turban smiley, I Wish Smithy Was My P.E Teacher !!, Sikh Turban Day, DON'T YOU JUST HATE IT WHEN YOU GET CURRY ON YOUR TURBAN?!, Nerd Glasses, Dont walk into my life; if you plan on walking out !, I would LOVE to have this Tree House in my garden!!!, What do parents think we do at school all day? WE WORK TOO!!!, he's my boyfriend, not yours:), A day before mothers day, a man stopped at a flower shop to order some flowers to be wired to his mother who lived two hundred miles away.As he got out of his car he noticed a young girl sitting on the curb sobbing.He asked her what was wrong and she repl, You see a Kid abusing a puppy with a baseball bat. 97% would yell "STOP!!!" 2% would Cheer 1% would take the baseball bat and beat the kid upside the head with it and take the puppy to the vet. Click like if you are that 1%, America sent us Miley Cyrus, so Canada got their revenge with Justin Bieber. However, America go..., Just Becasue You Have New Friends, Doesn't Mean You Ditch Your Old Ones, Doing something clumsy and hoping that nobody had noticed it., Mama Jumba, Watching all the shy Year 7's blossom into year 10 sluts., Pandas are the least racistt animal, they're black, white AND AsiaN?!?!?!?, when your headphones saves your ipod from falling, Volcanic ash. That's why mums don't go to Iceland., In An Emergency I'd Probably Write A F.B Status before calling the Police !, we are year 9's in 2009 , 10's in 2010 and 11's in 2011, how cool., If a guy txts u back while playing COD, he <3 u, loljk the games just loading., Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: Omg, YES! Girl: Can you please take me home? Boy: Why, yo..., It takes 134 minutes active s*x to burn all the calories from a bag of crisps. I just ate five b..., LOL! Pictures of the most bizarre forms of driving!! You will be shocked!!, I should really start revising now, its a lot easier to say you don't care then to admit your hurt, dont you just hate it when your turban doesnt match your outfit :), Ill Do It If You Do It, I don't care if your son is 3, I'm not giving up this swing. Thanks., Love;;, Texting in bed at night :)<3, I admit it, in the past I have googled myself., sunday night and you've done no homework, If You Used To Do "Opposite Day" When You Was Younger!, What gets longer when pulled, fits between a women's B00Bs, inserts neatly in a hole and wo..., The World Sucks, So You Might As Well Find Something to Smile About., The Awkward Moment When Your crush ask "who do you like?", I used to make dens when I was little, How can you tell me not to do something and your doing it... HYPOCRITE!!!!, Your my everything LOL jk you mean nothing to me :), I Love It When Teachers Come Into The Class & Say: Please Do Your Own Work, I was looking at you, but quickly looked away once you noticed., Eating in class. :D, Eww. A Cockroach. *Sprays*. OH F**K! A FLYING COCKROACH!, When Justin Bieber dies, there will be One Less Lonely Girl, "Wow, it looks nice out today! (walks outside) HOLY S*** IT'S FREEZING", At night, i secretly turn into a penguin, *Hairdressers* Just a trim please- or you can chop half my hair off.. cool., old pictures of me, make me cringe. WHAT WAS I THINKING?! :|, You think you're all that but you're really not., Can This Brocolli Get More Fans Then Miley Cyrus?, Don't you just hate it when your having a conversation with someone and then your spit deci..., Getting an injury and having to explain to every single person how u got it, Once you go Mac you never go back., "Like"? What happened to "become a fan"?, Sleeping without the night light on because youre a fearless bastard, Join if you know a 'Smith', 'Jones', 'Williams', 'Taylor', 'Brown' or a 'Davies', i would do anything for you as long as im making you happy <3, 2012 Movie, 111,111 Likes Before 11/11/11 11:11, When you say "dont look" everyone looks, but if you say "look" no one looks, IT WAS SO FUNNY! ...Ok maybe you had to be there :|, I want a MASSIVE sleepover at ikea!, I had all day to do homework, but I waited 'till 10pm to start it, I Hate It When The Person Holding The umbrella is Shorter Than You, If that one little thing had/hadn't happened, things would be so different, Rikehtube Official, Of all the fishes in the sea, you had to pick a whale..? :\, *Watching t.v* *A sex scene comes on* *Mom walks in* Mom:What are you watching?!?!?!?! You: A SHOW THAT WAS INNOCENT BEFORE YOU WALKED IN!!!!, "Who do you like?..... "nobody" liar., During test "Crap i forget"; After test "CRAP I REMEMBER", So Good, why can't we go to school at a reasonable time sayyy 11 ish???, Look at my face, Does it look like i care?, teacher: "work in pairs." --- "lets be a three", Looking at the year 7's and thinking to myself, surely I wasn't like that., The lad who painted a 60ft willy on his parents house is a legend!, Theres a firedrill 'LEAVE UR STUFF' naa i dnt want my stuff to burn (:, Sometimes, Boys Really Just Suck., Sucking on cups so they stick to your face, Can Patrick Star Get More Fans than Justin Bieber?, I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?, Enough 'Ville Games, Really? You think your cool? Because nobody else does., I hate Math, Why must you be so good looking but be such an assshole?!, "Why did you just send me loads of crap" sorry, turban fell on my keyboard, When your in class and a retard says "HEY IS THAT A PHONE??", i HATE IT when you think you did GOOD on a TEST BUT you REALLY did BAD..., Daydreaming of you doing something but you know that wont happen, GET OUT OF MY PUB LOL JK It Burnt Down, I love Sleep, We Want Our Old News Feed, Being lost in math class, Sorry Ke$ha, I don't know how to pronounce the money sign., New York, New York so good they named it twice!, 60 things a girl wants, but wont say., daydreaming, April Fools Day, "Its not his job to clean up after you." YES IT IS! HE'S THE JANITOR!!, Nobody must know the mystery of the secret box, not even... Squidward's House, hurry if i get 2,000 people to join my mom told me she would stop smoking!!, Girl:Hey can I borrow some money? Boy:Sure but when are you going to pay me back? Girl:Umm...Febuary 31! Boy:Ok but don't forget!(Walks away) Girl:Pshh,stupid jerk! Like if you get it, HOW TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE Follow them around the house everywhere Moo when they say your name Run into walls Say that wearing clothes is against your religion Jump off the roof, trying to fly Hold their hand and whisper to them, I, Dont you hate it when the ice melts in your cup and makes your drink nasty?, I love it when someone fails at insulting you, OH THAT SUCKS, anyway..., i hate it when you have something to say and forget it because some idiot said hi to you...xD, My mind was blown when i found out "lol" looks like a drowning man!!, I hate untangling my headphones, I Hate When Chat Says "Sending"!, I add you as a friend cuz I know you...We won't ever chat though, I hate when you want something but your too lazy to get it., i raise my hand, you dont call on me. i dont raise my hand, you call on me., And we're the 3 best friends that anyone could have!, Asking your math teacher, "When will i ever need to know this?", Ok.... So your replacing me with That?!, IF LADY GAGA WAS IN AVATAR SHE WOULD LOOK LIKE THIS!!, That awesome moment when the teacher asks you a question, thinking you wasn't paying attent..., yes, i have boobs, no you can't touch them, yes they are very big, no you can't touch them, yes my butt looks good in these pants, but yet again no you cant touch it guy-*touches* girl-- *flips guy over 20 feet in the air and bashes his face in whne he, <3 Before Marriage <3 Boy: At last i can Hardly wait! Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don"t even theink about it! Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of course, always! Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: No, why are you asking? Girl: Will you k, I hold the door for 1 person. 1 quickly turns into 21, wake up in the middle of the night to pee: avoid all mirrors airplane engine makes a sudden noise: i lived a good life hear thumps while in shower: whole family is being killed and you're next turns off all lights before going to bed: omg run, I did my homework , LOL jk Google did!, it sucks missing somebody, without my cell phone i wouldn't: 1. know what time it is 2. be able to solve a math equation 3. know a single phone number 4. know the date 5. be able to text my friend when i'm at their house 6. take a snap shot at a picture perfect time 7. be ab, I hate it when someone secretly enters my name into the Goblet of Fire., So I was drinking Dr Pepper and Iooked at the side of the label and it said: CARBONATED FRUIT FL..., Ambrehhh is dead, BREAKING NEWS: Rebecca Black dies after walking into a football stadium and being overwhelmed with the number of seats to choose from., Age 1 : Daddy look ! *points to a boy* That's my bestfriend. Dad : Aww, now go have fun ! Age 13 : Dad, see him *points to a boy* That's my bestfriend. Dad : No the hell it's not! *points to geeky girl* That's your new bestfriend., The difference between School & Life? In School, you're taught a lesson & then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson, Girls are superheros. Who else can bleed for a week without dying?, oooooo nice turban where did you get it ..... only a tenner at urban turban, Asian Woman Canada, I am guilty of typing " LOL " with a blank expression on my face. ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶, Like this if you have NEVER finished a Rubber., I don't hate her for liking you, I hate you for liking her -__- </3, every guy needs a girl best friend <3, Isn't is strange how we hate school but, have so many good memories there?, A blonde was withdrawing money from the ATM machine. The blonde behind her: HAHA I saw your pin..., I am stupid and I am happy, ((: I AM HAPPY!! :)), PROJECTS were so IMPOSSIBLE without GOOGLE, Why do parents think it is so easy to get good marks... :( ..!!!, I try not to smile when the teacher is shouting at me..., Hey, only my best friend can talk to me like that!, CTRL C + CTRL V... homework done ;), Phone your Phone to find your Phone, i get paid $0 a day to do 6 hours of hard labor. I go to school., walking into random stores in the summer just for the air-conditioning., I wonder what your doing and thinking of right now...., I was shocked when I realized that "ily" is in the word "family", I Hate Studying, I LOVE HOW EVERYONE IS SUDDENLY JOINING RANDOM GROUPS., Whenever I see a Semi with no trailer I secretly wish it was Optimus Prime., Saying "I don't know," when you don't want to explain something, Sorry I Didnt Txt Bak Immediately, I Do Have A Life Outside My Phone Thanks, I Try not to laugh when the teachers yelling at someone, Mom, He/She is not my Boyfriend/Girlfriend, he/she is just a friend, "Promise not to get mad??" "Yes" "..." "!!%^@%*%@" "YOU PROMISED!" "THAT WAS BEFORE I KNEW!!!", i act like i hate you but really u mean so much to me, "School is your Job"...... WELL WERE THE F*CK IS MY PAYCHECK?, Saying Cool One-Liners Before Shooting People, The turban crew who sit behind the bench at old trafford, TEST!? WHAT TEST?!, IF MR BEAN WAS........ SHUT UP!!!! mr bean has feelings!, I buy the uniform, so I will wear it how I want to, i love how Charlie Sheen tweeted "Rebecca Black, we don't hate you 'cause you're famous, you're famous because we hate you :)" <3, I hate math :D, Drinking juice from carton, because you're too lazy to get a cup, My teacher "IS THIS THE WAY YOU BEHAVE AT HOME?" "Ummm yeah..., Miley, keep partyin in the USA, Canada doesn't want you..., NO TEST OR QUIZES!, When I was little I fought over the mini tables that came with the pizza, I Used to try and cover the drain in attempt to Flood the Shower., You think you know maths? Heres proof that 7x13=28, DID YOU KNOW: -Kissing is healthy. -Bananas are good for cramps. -Chicken soup actually makes you feel better. -Its true. Guys DO insult you if they like you. -Having someone rub your tummy when it hurts actually helps it. -89% of guys would want gi, Brother - "Hey dad, i got a girlfriend :)" Dad - "Good job son" Sister - "Hey daddy, i got a boyfriend :)" Dad - *loads shotgun*, I have a best friend of the opposite sex, and they mean the whole world to me. We're not dating and yes, we do laugh together, that isn't flirting, it's called a joke. I can tell them secrets and they will keep them. I can trust them with my life and they, My life would suck without you! :), DA SADEST STORI EVA :'( xxx boi taks gurl to maccy d'z 4 a treet: gurl: u wan mah gu..., Katty Perry, I WISH I COULD CHOOSE MY CLASSMATES EVERY SCHOOL YEAR, We have 50 friends in common and I still have no idea who you are, I hate ppl who says they did not study yet they are studying crazily behind, Si toi aussi t'es super poli devant les parents de tes potes, your friend falls..you laugh. they start crying.."oh my gosh are u okay?!", Seeing someone and pretending not to notice them, Why do banks leave the doors wide open but chain the pens to the desk?, Teasing your best friend because you know who they like ♥ : ), If Mr Bean was Ya Mum he would look like this . . ., Nobody is perfect, Nobody, Nobody but God!, Nobody's perfect, but being from Kent is close enough ;), Hong Kong, Unreality TV, I HATE KUMON, The hangover everyone will have when they wake up on December 22, 2012, Sadly returning to your ordinary life after watching an awesome movie., I'm sick of you men telling us that women are bad drivers. How many of you can do 90mph ..., My friend said to me that I had dropped my gay card. I soon realized he had tricked me... My..., Hi, I'm a guy. I like to wear lipstick somtimes. Sometimes I kiss other guys just for fun..., Playing Soccer in the Rain, Dora the Explorer is an illegal immigrant., RAWR! - That means I love you in dinosaur (: ♡, i love every holiday that gets me out of school, I AM HAPPY TO SAY I HAVE NO KIDS, *And i was like baby baby ba* Justin? shut up and get back in the kitchen, 8 Hottest Celebrities without Make up, The Hulk is probably this guy, Hilarious sign fails, Things Only Genius Can Do, I hate when you are up late at night, and you think of a scary person !, I hate that song, but it's stuck in my head! D:, PEACE!!! :))), LiFe StyLe, Tomorrow will be a better day, i promise...LOLjk tommorow is monday., 3 EASIEST WAYS TO DIE; 1. have a cigarette daily - you'll die 10 years earlier. 2.Drink alcohol daily. - you'll die 30 years earlier. 3. Love someone who doesn't love you back. -you'll die daily, I wait to comment on good statuses so i don't seem like a stalker, Partying Bevrages Evolution Age 10: Orange Juice and Milkshake Age 14: Fizzy Drinks Age 17: A..., Our relationship is like a game of Jumanji, You don’t know what’s going to happen and you do..., Trying to hide a yawn...but ending up making a stupid face -.-, I Won't Have a Delay or Cancellation Tomorrow. Why? Because My School Sucks, When I was young, I hated nap time but know I want it back!, I Love Staring at People with Gorgeous Eyes, MNU Spreads Lies, When I Was Young, Saying "Even Ask My Mom" Made Everything True., When a woman says "What" it's not because she didn't hear you - sh...(See More), There was once a bar on the 100th floor of a building. A guy in there was trying to convince eve..., Don't you just hate it when there's a van load of men with guns on their way to your h..., I love it when Man U lose!!, The Sleep Store, i hate it when i actually do my HW and then the teacher doesn't check it, Your mobile's out of date, but secretly you still think it's great., Peace by The Hunger Site, We Love Animals, "where's my phone?!...hey, will someone call my phone?!", Doing something Embarrassing, realizing that someone is RIGHT behind you., The Colour Pink!, Just Because Your Older Doesnt Mean Your Right!, I will wake up one day in 2013 and watch the movie 2012 and die laughing, before i go out, i always have the "i know i left something..." feeling..., Join If You Think This Dog Is Awesome! =), Throwing your friend Richard at sluts cuz you know they love dick., Out of all your lies.. I love you was my favourite.., The feeling you get when you catch the person you like staring at you., playing sports in the rain, Do U Know How Much I MISS YOU ? <3, Texting is old school. I use an owl to send all my messages., i don't know what to do when people sing happy birthday to me, we like shouting crap when our mates are on the phone to their parents ;), When i was in primary school, year 7's looked MASSIVE. now, they look 5., Teacher: is this made by humans or nature? me: it's man-made. teacher: no! never say 'man-made!" women make things too... me: like, sandwiches?, See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? He couldn't do it last night because he was too busy talking his best friend out of suicide. See that girl, with her face caked in make upu She's bullied, she needs to feel beautiful. See him, the one who wears, Parents Answering The Phone And Putting On There ' Posh Voice ', When my parents ask me what I did in school today, I always say "Nothing", Adding Random Words On The End Of "Lol", Realising you have a sub teacher and moving seats:'), avoir la maison pour soi quand les parents partent en vacance !!, Mexican Word of the Day: July. ************************************ You told me ju w...(See More), See you on the weekend? LOL jk i forgot your boyfriend writes your schedule :|, Justin Bieber needs to hit puberty., 2012???, facebo0k is like boys, once you understand them, they change., When I close my eyes, i cant tell the difference!, Saying "ew" when you hear the name of someone you don't like, Your clothes are making me uncomfortable. Please, take them off., Amazon Foundation, Kisses in the rain <3<3, THATS IT!!! Hold my turban!, I bought you a cactus, LOL jk, your already a prick, I'm a lover not a fighter, but I will fight for what I love., Circle of Friends Ministries, Why do house party's and after party's always end up in the kitchen., I Didn't Trip, I Was Testing Gravity. It Still Works., X-factor is no longer x-factor without Jedward :'(, Did she just...? Oh HELL no. Zaynaab?! Hold mah turban!, Join if you LOL'd at this kid!, Who Wants To Here Simon Cowel Sing???, Come and say it to my face, Your turban me on ;), i wish people would like me for myself and not just my sexy turban :(, Where Would We Be Without Google!!, Glee sucks, Dont you just hate it when you love him and he loves her?, 'It wouldn't be Christmas without M&S'. 'You're right, it would be Chrita!', You either like me or you dont... STOP PLAYING ME AROUND!, Edward Cullen Sucks, Theres always that one kid in class that yells "HEY IS THAT A PHONE?!", She's you BFF now? Didn't you totally hate her guts last week?, Math is stupid, not me., Don't You Hate It When You Miss The Train To Hog Warts, *A boy is at home when his sister comes in the door crying* B: What's up? S: My boyfriend dumped me. B: Naaaaw *hugs* why? S: I broke his black ops disc B: *pushes her away* YOU DID WHAT?!?!? OUTTA MY HOUSE!!! S: But.... B: OUT, When I say "I Love You", I mean it. :">, OFFICIAL HUG A JEW DAY, I Hate When I Actually Do My Homework, It Doesn't Get Checked, Missing someone when you were just with them 5 minutes ago., [AMAZING] SAVE DREAMS AND WATCH THEM LATER!, I HATE HOMEWORK!, The Moron Test, I hate it when your friends think they know EVERYTHING!, "I did terrible on that test.." "What'd you get?" "a 94.." "..yea shut up.", Aiming for the bin, Site Modeling, The most Amazing Accidents EVER!!, I Wish Music Played During Epic Moments of My Life and Not Just in Movies., Everything is always funnier when your not supposed to laugh, Transitions Global: Building new lives for survivors of sex trafficking., Id be nothing without my turban, Fuuuu Comics, we are so good together, "because i said so" is not a good reason for saying no, I've never met you. I've never spoken to you. Why the hell do you hate me?, I really like you, but I don't know if you like me, $19.99? seriously, who do you think your fooling?, Not Studying, when i was little i thought brocoli were little trees, I did all my homework LOL jk, I copied that shit., "Dont Be Smart With Me!" Okay Mom, Ill Just Be Dumb. Sounds Good, I Hate it When Teachers Stick Their Ass In My Face When Helping Someone, mom, getting good grades is not as easy as you think, No I will not share my Ipod with you, Its called an Ipod Not an Uspod, sorry gtg byee... LOL jks, *block*, hey, you look kinda cute. in that polka-dot turban girrrrrrrrl., Why Can't I Hate You? You Have Hurt Me So Much In The Past..., TRIP "oh ok nobody saw it" "i did" i'll kill you", "DO NOT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED..." ok can you, like, SHUT YOUR FACE?, Going The Green Mile, Stop lying to me, Facebook, none of my friends have used FriendFinder!, RestaurantCity, Nos parents nous on tous menacé de nous laisser au bord de la route, Mom. Dad... I'm already rushing. calling me down 20 more times won't give me superspeed.... It's only putting me in a worse mood., If I had one wish it would be that everytime I put my hand in my pocket, I would pull out the exact amount of money to buy what I was wanting., Tall Mom on the Run, I don't care if it's your last piece of gum. I still want it., [CHALLENGE] Try NOT TO LAUGH at 8 photos!, when i was little, i chased birds., "I DID DO MY HOMEWORK. I just didn't bring it...", "Hey mom can i get i get this?" "how much is it?".....nvm, I SUCK AT MATH!, give me 5 more minutes to sleeep, Tapping Someone On The Shoulder And Then Acting Innocent, My Superdry turban :), you're right, i did have all weekend to do my homework but, i have friends., The Butterfly Project, standing in the pouring rain, Math is emo. Because no one can understand it., Not crossing at the zebra crossing because you're a fearless bastard, Painfully Obsessed, DropDeadDesire SiteModeling, Yelling out inappropriate things while your friend is on the phone., Camelback Music, How come Justin Bieber calls girls Shawty if he's always shorter than her?, I HATE WHEN PEOPLE ASK FOR MY PHONE AND THEN GO THROUGH MY TEXT MESSAGES, i love how ppl r so clueless to there own mistakes but r so obvious to ours, An Italian, a Frenchman and an Australian are talking about s*x. The Italian says, ...(See More), *During S*x Education* *Teacher caught boy doing something to a girl* Teacher : WHAT ARE YOU D..., "Dial 911!"... " How??? There is no 11 on my phone!!", NO you werent just kidding, you wouldnt have said it if you didnt mean it, If I'm at school 6 hours a day, why should I have to do homework?, I love it when people "like" my status, The HEART never LIES :)), Featured Games, That Awkward Feeling When You Accidently Touch Someones Hand Whilst Walking, i miss you, the old you, the new one kinda sucks?, Being a 13 year old slut doesnt make you cool or make it so people like you, Lashou HK 香港拉手網, I failed my maths test cause my teacher is CRAP., when i say "i love you", i actualy mean it ♥ ♥, University of Unicorns, Elements 圓方, OMG HI! I missed u! u look so good!! LOL JK go die, I wish people would like me for who I am , not just for my turban :/, I hate parents who set their kids' photos as their default, Sometimes you forgive someone only because you still want them in your life, Doing everything possible EXCEPT start your project thats due tomorrow, No your last name isn't Bieber, Cullen, Black, Lautner, Pattinson or Efron, SHH my mom is calling! you- "hey mom", friend- "PASS THE WEED!!!", MATH SUCKS, Night Man, The weird feeling you get walking on a broken escalator, Your mum's so fat, she could sell shade., We don't dial 911 in Texas. We dial 357., Nobody cares about Friendster anymore, I use my phone as a torch, why are people from other schools so hot?, Janoskians, when you come online it makes me smile,then you say hello and im happy :), i CaNt BeLiVe YoU'Re ACtuAlLy ReADiNg tHiS... By tHe wAY im UsiNg CAps LOcK on Ra...(See More), I Hate Those Pages Where You Must Become A Fan First &Then There's Nothing., I love it when a baby holds your one finger ♥ ♥ ♥, I love my mum, Don't worry Pluto, I'm not a planet either :(., I take 2 mins to reply to your text, then wait 2 hours for your reply, Is Ke$ha named Ke£ha in England ?, Edits, I am Happy, I hate clicking "like" , then finding out I have to do a survey to see it!, Passing Notes, Eating, Etc. When the Teacher turns his/her Back., Duct tape solves everything. <3, He doesn't bite people, and he sparkles. Face it, Edward Cullen is a fairy., NOBODY CARES IF YOUR PHONE IS BETTER THAN MINE, A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says; "F*ck off, you won't bring it back.", Grandparents are the best. They feed you. They spoil you. But what they're best for... is telling funny stories about your parents when they were kids., Guy: Yo Im Hungary. friend: why don't you Czech the fridge? guy: ok Im Russian to the kitchen friend: hmm maybe you'll find some Turkey guy: Yeah I have some but its covered in a layer of Greece. YUCK! friend: Ew man there is Norway you are eating th, Brunette: HIDE! THERES A SERIAL KILLER ON THE LOOSE!!! Blonde: OH NO!!!! *runs to kitchen* Brunette: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?? Blonde: HIDING MY FRUIT LOOPS! WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE IM DOING! like if you get it! :), If God is a DJ, Life is a dance floor, love is rhythm, you are the music..., hey mom can i ...NO! why not??Cause i said so! well thats not a good reason, i CANT stand writing on paper with pen if the paper is just on the desk., Hey Can I Look At Your Phone?? "Deletes All Messages" Yeah sure, Pissing Off Substitute Teachers! :D, I wish popoye ate chocolate insted of spinach!I wud b told 2 eat choc :P, I hate it when people go offline without saying 'Bye!', SUPPORT DANTE TO BECOME THE FIRST NOBODY TO HOST SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE, Test test, Those "I can't believe that just happened!" moments, I LOVE when it rains!, somewhere between long talks and making fun of eachother, i fell for you <3, Swine Flu Sucks, join if your in year 7, 8 or 9, Who has an outstanding talent...I'm secretly a ninja spy :), "Mom i don't feel good!"..."well your going to school tomorrow", Bruv; hold my turban. :@, How to Unfriend on Facebook, Today, I realized that the word "short" is longer than the word "long"., I laughed when i eventually got this sign.., I KNOW SOMEONE NAMED SIMRAN!, FUCK MATH!!!, Canada Day: Greenfield Park, Dog Lovers ( We Love Our Animals ), I Love It When Crusty Old Men Get Their Depends In A Twist, Forget Turtles I like Mario because hes so chill. He"s just like, Hey man, I"m going to eat some magic mushrooms, and then maybe save the princess. But Im gonna take my time getting there, Im not in a rush. Because theres 8 worlds to go., Some call it British Columbia Canada but we call it , home., I hate Ryan from Teen Mom, but he's so good looking, The Beat 94.5, Speak, Standing In The Rain, If Mario is Italian, why did the Japanese create him?, I am secretly batman, i hate you so much LOL,jk. im in love wth you, Our life in green, Canada has the prettiest girls ( :, i <3 hugs(:, MY PARENTS ARE SOOOOOOO ANNOYING SOMETIMES..., I hate when someone tells me a song is old. Who cares? It's Good Music!!, i still love you and always will., Most Expensive Soccer Ball Ever ($2.59 Million), "Say Sorry" "Sorry" "Like you mean it" Well Maybe i don't., Devon Bostick, PetProject HK, 寵愛聯盟 Pet Lovers Union, Watch ANY Movie 100% FREE!, Mario is always trying to find peach, Why is she out of the kitchen?, Befor I go to sleep, I start imagining stuff that I would like to happen, so if skinny people skinny dip, then what do fat people do, chunky dunk?, Speak Up! Clothing, Meme Collection, I can't believe we used to be best friends., Psychedelic Sitemodeling, J-Chin Aphelandra Ruthven, I HATE HAVING NO SIGNAL!, Hey, I love those constant mood swings you have, they're awesome /:, Having a crush on someone that you cant explain why:), Even though I don't like you, I hate to see you like her...., The Lowest Limbo Ever (Incredible), I hate when the teacher tells me to spit out my gum, Dont you just hate it when you die from not reposting chain mail?, Boog calls your home-phone...*hey, are u at home?*.....DUH!!!, im not good, but ill say i am so we dont have the whole "whats wrong" chat, Indian Rose Boutique, Sometimes I wonder: If I died, what would you do??? Would you even care???, i love it when u text me back instantly <3 !!, Shouting "JUST OVERTAKE HIM!" To Your Parents, back when we were in primary...boys were allergic to girls, Nice Turban........ It Must've Cost U A Bomb, I'm STUDYING although I'm facebooking :), "Shut up!" "But I didn't say anything" "No, but you're staring at me", Making fun of idiotic page names!, If you watch Mr. Bean without the laugh track it's a very moving drama about a man with severe learning difficulties who struggles to cope with simple everyday tasks., Why Do Parents Think We Never Try., Sitemodels, Men Cringe and Women Laugh After Seeing This…, The awkward moment when your giving your girlfriend a bl*wjob and then you realise, yo...(See More), Girls say JustinB is hotandguys hatehim Guys loveMeganFox andgirls hate her, nOboDy===bUT===yOuU===aRe..., S H I T HAPPENS! @#$%^%&$*$*, i hate mean people who think they are so cool, Party in the U.S.A? Not tonight. Canada Wins Gold!!!!!<3, True Friends <3, "Mom I finished my chores" "No you didn't"..."you never told me to do that", Secretly packing your stuff away close to the end of the lesson., If Mr Bean Was Shrek He Would Look Like This..., I SWEAR YEAR 7`S ARE GETTING SMALLER AND SMALLER EVERY YEAR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Best Quotes, Books that are so good you give up sleep to keep reading., Austrians are so much better funnier smarter & good looking than Germans :), Canada VS USA - Mens Hockey Gold Medal Game Vancouver 2010 ( CANADA SIDE ), Good friends say "Try Again", best friends say "FAIL!", I get the most obvious questions wrong . *__*, Zac Efron, CANADA HAVING MORE GOLD MEDALS THAN USA, If Miley Cyrus dies, It will be a PARTY IN THE USA!, Hate mom's who put their kid in the middle of their battles...your pathetic!!!, aLL iS Well!!!, Don't we all regret making our MSN addresses at a young age?, Swimming outside the flags because your a fearless bastard, Putting a clicky pen in your mouth because your a fearless bastard, Answering the door half naked because you're a fearless bastard, stupid crows fans thinking they have a chance at the premiership every year, turban guy, I love standing in the rain in the summertime, Yes i know you think your cool.. But please pull up your pants...., I love it when you say that you miss me :), you use your phone in class and some retard yells"hey is that a phone"?, Glee SUCKS., Glee SUCKS!, If math had a face I'd punch it, " I LOVE YOU " is so much better than " LUV YA", My mom told me if i get 1million fans she will leave my step father!, I hate 'HER' with a passion, Twist it Lick it Dunk it...That's long..how about i just eat it!!!, The 'Would You Rather...' Game, Impact Wrestling, Giving people code names so you can talk about them freely, Ringtones That Are So Good You Dont Want To Answer The Phone., Men can make billions of babies a year,Women can make 1 every 9 months.Win?, Yes miss i did my homework, LOL Jk wikipedia did., "Mom, why not?" "Because I said so!" "Thats not a good reason.", ASPIRATION – Media Sales and Marketing JOBS, "OUCH!" ...dude that didn't even hit you..., AmberKatelynBeale, South Island School, Being a fearless bastard because your a fearless bastard, I hate it when your computer mouse is hiding and you can't find it!, face book starts to bore me, but yet i stay on for ages (:, feeling proud when i know something you dont :P, All i wanna do is spend every second with you :) <3, Im Not Frigid, LOLJK im Deniz Arslan ;], I was alive when Canada won THEIR first gold medal on home soil, Your about to click "become a fan", Who needs an umbrella when you have a turban?, "Become a fan to see the picture!" How about you just show me?, 美國冒險樂園 Jumpin Gym U.S.A, Sheckler, Hey mom, (yes), nvm you will jus say no, (just ask), okay can i, (N0), see!, The feeling of proving a teacher wrong, STOP BRAGGING MATE..NOBODY CARES!!!, 3boys2girls, Kinder Surprise, Jake T. Austin, Laughing uncontrolably at something, when nobody else is., I LOVE IT WHEN THE TEACHER FORGETS TO GIVE HOMEWORK!!!!!, If I see a spider, i don't blink 'til my mum/dad comes and gets it =/, "God gave us mouth to talk, teacher..." So stop calling us to shut up..., if you just stare at someone, after a while they always do something funny., Not holding hands when crossing the road cause your a fearless bastard., Being a fearless bastard because you're a fearless bastard, No one is perfect, but being Asian is close enough., If 2000 people join, my mom won't smoke in 2010, Hates FAT girls that swear they look better than you!!!, I know you are but what am I - the greatest insult in primary school,, "Wow that little girl has an amazing voice" "Mom thats Justin Bieber" lol, turban, i love my best friends mum :)<3, i always take advantage when i have a substitute teacher., my turban, "OH MY TURBAN@:)", i did my homework... lol jks i googled it all, Climbing the stairs two at a time caus you're a fearless bastard, Getting a refill at Hungry Jacks because you're a fearless bastard, Getting drunk off holy water with the priest cause your a fearless bastard, Hearing thunder at work and secretly hoping that it causes a blackout., Which Turban should I wear to Kate's party?, why is kate having a party? Shouldn't she be in the kitchen, Don't you hate when your "best friend" turns out to be a backstabber, If you look closely, the man on the exit sign is superman, with a big dick., I couldn't live without Google, I hope I don't die from drawing on my skin too much., damn it, why arn't u on when i'm on!!, Your parents think they know you, but they really know NOTHING about you, Turban turban turban., When I Was 7, Hannah Montana Was That's So Raven, I-Carly Was Drake & Josh, Justin Bieber Was Jesse Mccartney, Lady Gaga Was Britney Spears, Wizards Of Waverly Place Was Phill Of The Future, And Spongebob.. Is STILL Spongebob. :), I use to think growing up was gonna be so amazing... boy was i wrong, i'm LATE for school...but at least i COME to school! huh!, If ex's can still be friends, they are still in love or they never were, Sometimes I Secretly Hope the Bus Tips Over, So We Can Use the Roof Hatch., You just got Rick Roll'd, Well Well Well...., Xx Site Models xx, i only say ♥ i love u ♥ when i mean it :$, "Are you from Hong Kong?" " Yes"You speak English?" "ugh, HELL YEA!", I wasted my time typing all of this and there you are, offline, JOIN THIS GROUP IF YOUR NAME STARTS WITH ANY LETTER IN THE ALPHABET!!!!!!!!, Everyones online ... except for you :( <3, I love it when the person you like smiles at you :), 's you. <3, text me, come online, call me , do something !!!!!! i wanna talk 2 u :D, Swearing in your head when your parents are around.... :/, Hey Miley, Guess What? The party's better in Hong Kong!, I click your name..."Hey" You go offline..., "NOBODY TALK! my parents are calling!", No, you don't go to china, you come to hong kong you typhoon., When I finish drinking my carton drink, i start chewing on the straw., Logitech Hong Kong, Pointing at nothing then everyone starts looking, ♥♥ 20 ways to get him to like you ♥♥, That one kid in your class that everyone hates., ummm... i did do my homework ... its just at home ..., Saying "I'm Bored" just because you have nothing else to say., I do a smiley so I don't seem mean :), My laptop is like a window to another world., Gabrielle Angeline Photography, Leopard Docks, I have nicknames for people in my phone, Annoying Substitute Teachers, HOW LONG CAN YOU HOLD YOUR BREATH? • Official Test here •, " Hey mom, i just caught a troll and i am feeding it skittles!, england is better than scotland, Stupid things that people Google search for, Swearing to find out the teacher was standing behind you the whole time...., BUBBLEWRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Being really fucking obsessed with leonardo dicaprio, I Get Scared When I See A Person With A Hoodie Walking Behind Me At Night, I hate teachers that give homework on Friday, I was born in 1998!!!, i am so happy to announce that I AM OVER YOU <3, Why Are All Disney Channel Actors Also Singers???, 'Haha im older than you!!' 'So your gonna die first!' '...NOT IF I SHOOT YOU FIRST!', AWESOME OPTICAL ILLUSION!, I hate it when people tell me I said something that I obviously never said, No matter what im doing on the computer, I always have Facebook© open., That awkward moment when you glance at someone staring at you., I HATE when parents check your text messages!, If Mr Bean Was The Pope He Would Look Like This ! ., Ryu Chiyo Sitemodeling, Tori Gore's Edits, BleedingNeon Clothing, Libby's Edits, Fatally Undead, ChaoticBeauty SiteModeling, MaraScreamLove, DinoNinja Sitemodeling, NOBODY CARES IF YOU COMMENTED FIRST!!!!, Thank you, Hanson, for being there when nobody else was, im against animal cruelty, ~NoBoDy~, "Hey, Mom, can I-" "No." "Do you even know what I was going to ask?" "No.", google,, what would we do without it!?, I hate it when I'm Alejandro and Lady GaGa tells me to not call her name., There is nobody else who can take your place., Gum =], I LOL'D AT THIS PICTURE OF THIS TOURIST, I just wanna say " I LOVE U ", Don't make promises if you can't keep them, "i swear down ive already become a fan of this", Why am i so cool? :/, yes, mom. you've told me already. MOM, YOU TOLD ME!, Of course I used your stuff while you were gone.., I wish I can tell u how I fell but I don't know if you feel the same way, Team Jacob, I love dogs!, It's okay to fail tests because nobody's perfect. Too bad Mom disagrees., Your MOM!, I like you, but you like someone else :(, If Pokemon existed, I would skip school and be a pokemon trainer., Urban Terror, i hate it wen the teacher picks me only cos i dont hav my hand up, Become a fan If you said or thought "awwwwww" when you saw this picture!, That Staffy Smile <3, hey mom? NO, when u see 1 new inbox on face book u hope its from the person u like <3 !, Math........ :(, Our definition of School Holiday is to SLACK and SLEEP till noon (:, teacher- stop talking. student- ok. (teacher turns away) student- ok, so anyway..., The awkward moment when your in public and everyone else is silent... then you think of the MOST FUNNIEST DAMN THING ever and you cant help but start laughing and people stare like "Wtf", Site Models Official 2011, im not who i wanted to be, but im happy with who i am., I love when teachers totally diss annoying students, "Your iTunes account balance: $0.06". Great., Substitute Teachers, Kate shouldn't have a party, she should be in the kitchen., Today I Am Happy Because...'',*, Sleeping in Class, "Because I said so" is NOT a good enough reply!, Friends are like cookies. Awesome and sweet but if you eat them they die :), Princess Buttercup, Everybody wants A Grade but Nobody wants to study! =P, I BET I CAN FIND 1,000,000 PEOPLE WHO WANT A DAY WHERE EVERY THING IS FREE, telling fly's to eff off, then when they come back threatening to kill them, Kate stop trying to be Corey Worthington just get back in the kitchen., i want to comment on your status but we never talk so it would be awkward, Loljk, NOT STUDYING!!!, Bidding £50M for Torres because you're a fearless bastard., Double dipping in the holy water at mass because you're a fearless bastard, "OMG did you see that ninja?" "What ninja?" "Exactly", "Close the door!... OMFG, ALL THE WAYY!", Send Love Charity, Touta Matsuda (Death Note), Soichiro Yagami, %, Y U NO Guy Comic .com, when i was little i would stare at my window and watch the rain drops fall down just like if it was a race, Charliepopable, Uniique, Sweet Diversity, Norwegian Hell Wtoh, Famous Vogue, Reduce Plastic in The World, Von Vendetta, Wonderland-Asylum Elites, Zombie Culture, Careless Photography & Edits, Possessed Sitemodeling, St. Anthony of Padua Parish Center Project (Vancouver, BC, Canada), Izzy's Precious Box, Cupcake Explosion Sitemodeling, You notice you only have one follower -.- SO STOP Tweeting, Smosh's Live Stream, Kiki Kanibal (The girl who played with fire), Mathis Ekkebus Photography, 46,378 people, ItsAllAboutTheHair, You're wearing far too much make up. Try less. It's making me sick., Shave4u, South Horizons, 我住海怡半島 South Horizons, 杜宅@South Horizons, South Coast Horizons, South Horizons Swimmingpool:D, Kate and William will make a Royal baby tonight in the palace, William and kate are doin it tonight. to bad everyone knows it, William and kate drive on dirt because they cant afford grass, Smartass University of Heaven, Tim Hortons Richmond Centre, TABS (Taking A Big Step), Feeding the bad lion cause you're a fearless bastard., Being a guy and wearing make up because you're a fearless bastard., Not reading terms and conditions because your a fearless bastard., Asking your friend for an answer because your a fearless bastard, Being a visitor at Opal 1 because you're a fearless bastard, I go on the elevator at Joeys cause i'm a fearless bastard, Going down to the shop near CSC at lunch because you're a Fearless Bastard, I Smoke Fads Cause I'm A Fearless Bastard., Sleeping without a night light because you're a fearless bastard., Fearless bastard, Japanese International School of Hong Kong (JIS) Alumni, Jacquline Wilson, Swallow or it is going in your eye., Seven Year Twitch, Im bored so i think ill text everyone in my phone and say "hey"., When people on the phone say, "Hey, it's me." Um, duh., *Phone Rings - Mum* "Hey mum" (Friend in background) "Pass the Drugs", So Boss So Good, Sometimes good things fall apart, so that better things can fall together.., In primary school i got introuble for joining connector pens to make a gun, I Hate It When People Try To Get Under Your Umbrella!, When I have my umbrella it doesn't rain and when I don't have it, it rains!, 'Dont you hate it when it rains and Rhianna isnt around with her umbrella', I hate it when I dont no it's stopped raining & i still have my umbrella up, I love it when its raining and Rhianna lets me stand under her umbrella (:, Who needs an umbrella when you have a waterproof turban ., annoying when your umbrella blows the wrong way and you have to tackle it!, When someone says umbrella my brain sings "ella ella ehh ehh" in response, WIKIPEDIA DID ALL MY HOMEWORK!, Why is it called Mario Kart if he always sucks at it?, Why can't Mario catch bowser?, if mario is a plumber, then why does he drive go-karts all the time?, Mario day is on March 10th..... Know why? MAR10...... I now love march 10th!!, Why is everyone in mario addicted to magic mushroom?, Why did they make Mario Italian and not Asian?, why does bowser keepcoming back after mario kills him in every game..., why should mario get all the credit and luigi doens't?, STOP CHILD LABOUR :(, IM OBESE!!!! LOLjk .. I'm Amber Edge.., my riding school is amazing! LOL,jk i go to burley villa., Im not a slag..LOLjk, im Izzy Alford, Whats that big ugly thing growing out of your neck???!!! Oh its your head!!, people who think there cool but arent, Glee Sucks!!!, I always move the cursor wen the comp is on screensaver :P, I hate teachers who gives homework during holidays!!!, I hate when teachers give homework.., I HATE HOMEWORK AND TEACHERS, I hate it when my teachers collect the homework the one time I didn't do it., I hate when teachers give an extra day to kids who didn't do the homework!!, Kissing in the rain.. <3, laxin in the rain, I hate watching scary movies at night :(, scary movies are so much intense when your watching them at night, i want you in my bed at night <3, I hate it when you open your trunk & a naked asian beats you with a crowbar, I'm so pumped for exams. LOL jk, im gonna study for 20 mins the night before, O M G Yugi's hair is so cool!....Lol jk it looks like pineapple leaves, The panicked screams you hear when there's some bug in the room, I hate when little kids join groups, acting like they know what it's like, England, The Only Country That Delivers Pizza Faster Than An Ambulance, I’m looking at the teacher, but it goes in one ear, and out the other!, STOP making groups about yr 7's attitudes and stuff, were not all like tht., were yr 7 we lik running not sex, i think when we leave for yr 7 we should get a i phone not a dictinory, Every Disney Channel Star Somehow All Become Singers???, DiSnEy sInGerS......, Nobody Cares., When I'm to tired to type I just smash the keyboard and send it, After a rave, I expect the photos to be Facebook the minute I get home., Mom: " i thought i told you to do the dishes!" Me: " You did.", My mom told me to clean my room while she's gone. She's back. OH NO!, My mom told me to get up and i "forgot".... wink wink, "mom can i" "go ask dad" dad can i" "go ask mom" "she told me to ask you!", i used to stop crying when my mom told me that she would give me ice cream=), I'd do anything for you... LOL jk, my mom told me i wasn't allowed., Rehab is for quitters and my mom told me never to quit!, mom:"Did you do what I told you to do?" me:"No..." mom:"Why?" me:"Cuz I was on Facebook......", I noe how to spell antidisestablishmentarianism ^^, Jesse Mercado :{D, TURBAN !!, Your Turban!! ;), thousands of trees will be saved every year if there were no exams, Same procedure as every year James, "when i was little....." but i still do that now D;, Don't Dial 911...USE .357, Crime Scene - Man who used 911 to dial a ride in Charles County to face charges, The awkwardness of having to dial 911 to save someone from Ossama Bin Laden., 'Oh i got a B thats bad, wat u get?' 'i got a C'.. 'thats really gd!' FAIL., if only chickens could cross the road without being questioned, Rebecca McGillicuddy-Makeup Artist, Don't you hate it when people put scary faces at the end of videos???, I wonder if the person who invented 'lol' is angry for everyone stealing it, "hi mom", "hi sweetie!....how was school", "good", "good!.....so who do you like?" "MOM!", I hate when my mom doesnt understand I am good at multitasking, The Days When "Ur mom" Was a Good Comeback., Sha-nay-nay, At the end of the day, I still love you, Thecanadaturtle (Youtube Girl), Didn't Teachers Hate Homework When they were Young?, Frank the Turtle, We Love The Look on Peoples Face When They Hear Our Sad Jokes, "F*** YOU i really HATE you"...you answered:" I love you too" ^_^...., I hate it when I ran out of electric sockets..., I never change my uniform after school!!, 'I did the hwk on some paper and left it at home'=I didn't do it :P, Lies, Where Would We Be Without Them!?, Television is my life, I LOL'D When i saw this Soccer Picture, i hate it when my mom naggs me to go to sleep!!!!, Iron Man is SO FREAKING AWESOME!!!, Kissing The Gunners Daughter, Sandy Balls Holiday Village, WE WANT BECOME A FAN BACK!!, Do you like Dora??, The dora before and after., For some reason when I get a cut, I squeeze the blood out, Whehey, you just broke my heart. How proud do you feel ?, we all have secrets that we cant tell anyone about, Secrets you really want to tell but cant :), SAVE THE EARTH!!! JOIN NOW!!!!, Getting lightheaded when you stand up too fast, PeAcE!!, PEACE!!!, BUBBLE WRITING ♥, Math is HARD!!!!, When are we ever going to use this outside math class?, Math... Not even once., Not Math, Im happy for you, Im happy for you, I really am... just tell them they're lucky..., I am Happy!, YOU MIGHT THINK THAT I AM HAPPY BUT I'M NOT GONNA BE OKAY :(, I am ALWAYS happy!!!, "you are so gay" "yes, i am happy", *-* i am happy:-), I (me) am happy :D, "i hope your happy.", "yes i am!", I am happy because my family is happy., I am Happy to be Happy!, I am always happy :D, I am only truly happy when I am with you., "I AM VERY HAPPY TODAY", I Don't Care If I Die At 12Pm, I Refuse to Pass On Your Chain Mail., I 1 2 4 Q, justin beiber sounds more like a girl th lady gaga!, substitute teachers!, I Hate Substitute Teachers That Think They Are Actually Teachers, Having substitute teachers, Substitute Teachers that do nothing., Join if you are on Face book now, For those who has a very embarrassing mother or father., Randomly Laughing when chatting online, Never Mind School, I Need A Holiday!, School has no understanding of the word "HOLIDAY", Going back to school after half term/summer holiday's is HORRIBLE ¬_¬, They call it "Holiday"... we call it "No School Day!", for a holiday we should have a year off school, spending your school holiday on the couch, School Holiday Boredom :(, Any Holiday we get off school :3, The Giant Parachute we all played with in Elementary School, I was shocked when I found out Turk from Tarzan was a girl!, I was shocked when i discovered "woman" spelt backwards was "kitchen", DISNEY SECRET MESSAGE REVEALED!!!, If we get 1million People to join Students wont get Homework Anymore, "I wish my teacher got arrested 'cause i forgot to do my homework.", i love it when i look at you and your smiling at me :), i can't stop eating the popcorn before the movie starts, "Hey Mom can I..." "No", hey mom hey mom hey mom mommy mommy mom hey mom WHAT hi, "Hey mom, can I..", "No", "What about...", "No", "Thanks for nothing", Hey mom what's for dinner?, "hey who are they?" "UR MOM!", "HEY WHATS UP" "UR MOM", "Hey mom, hey mom, hey mom."..."WHAT?!"..."Never mind.", "Hey Mom!" Hey Mom!" "Mom!" "Mom!" "Mom!" "Hey Mom!".."Wwhhaatt!!"....."Hi", hey mom, (person next to you) PASS THE WEED!!, *Who are you talking to?* My mom* HEY PASS THE WEED!! (really loudly), Dora's parents let her qo all around the worldd.That LuckyImmigrate(:, I've been on here all day, and been bored all day. What a coincedence., I make little tsunamis in the bath tub., (Someone Is Staring At You) "YOU NEED SOMETHING!?", staring down cars when you cross the street, Why is that person staring at me?, You tell your friends not to point and stare at someone, and they do., Stare at someone because he has such beautiful eyes (:, when you see someone stare at you and you ask "what" and they say" NOTHING", Don't you hate when Blink-182 keep asking how old they are?, [Don't Blink] Photography by Heather Leigh, "The Communist Party don't start till Mao walks in", Having a substitute teacher and being able 2 go on faceybook in class :), I do the worst things when a substitute teacher is in are class for a day, walking into the classroom and seeing the substitute teacher, Getting Excited When You Walked Into Class And Saw A Substitute Teacher, My english teacher give us work because the substitute lied!!!!!!!!, Substitute teacher = NO CLASS!!!!, pulling a prank on the first person to go to sleep, I chew gum in Language Lab even though it's against the "rules", The Peachey Chewing Gum ind. :), Copy & Paste, change font size and style, add name. "Done my homework Mum!", Mums always find out things they shouldn't know :\, i become a fan 2 many times but then i see something else + go yes i agree!, Realizing you borrowed the pen you're sticking in your mouth!!, Homework gives you 1% of knowledge and 99% of boredom, ____ went from being "in a relationship" to "single", wheres the paper boy? i haven't seen the paper boy in a while..., Not becoming a fan of movies I haven't seen yet, Haven't I Seen you Before, I haven't seen you in SO long! Yeah, I've been avoiding you...., "ayo i haven't seen you in a minute" "no, its been more like a year", How dogs and puppys do the cute puppy eyes when they get in trouble., i'm a suckerrr for cute eyes, Using Smileys :), Can this Chocolate Rooster get more fans than Justin Bieber?, Imagine... JUST KIDDING!, Just Kidding .. !, I always have at least one person online on msn <3, I often play out conversations in my mind!, Its weird when mr bean talks :/, I hate it when i'm putting up my hair and my hand gets tired., I hate looking at the clock and seeing 9:11, Dont you just hate it when a chicken in a suit is stalking you?!?!, When they tell you not to panic, that's when you run!, Drawing on a steamed window :), feeling sad when there's no more space :(, Mrs. Pringle Rulessss!, Can This Cookie Get More Fans Than Zak Efron?, Text smileys:) are more genuine than the creepy smiley on instant messenger, Telling Substitute Teachers Complete Lies, I feel uncomfortable talking on my phone when my parents are listening, I Hate What You Did.. I Didn't Say I Hated You!, Im hungry!! .. Mom: Want some (........) .. Actually im not that hungry :S, The person who keeps pressing the fire bell during School is a legend!, seriously ur not funny so shut up and don't tell ur jokes, I have to do my homework!!...but oh~! Someone's on chat!, Why do potato chip bags contain VERY little potato chips inside?!, When you talk about something then you forget what you're talking about, F*CK YOU TEACHERS!! HAVING TESTS ARE NOT BEING ENVIRONMENTALLY FRIENDLY, I Bet That British Coulmbia Can Get 1mill Before Any other canadian prov.!!, SEE HOW MANY CAN JOIN BEFORE CHRISTMAS 2O1O !, Me and 2013 have a date were going to watch 2012 and laugh, I hate it when someone coughs infront of u without covering his mouth. EWWW, JOIN IF U R AWESUM!!!, When teachers are telling you off, and you burst out laughing!, I hate winter after christmas, and want it to be spring, SILLY, 2626 more

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