Man, Straight

Woman, 46+

I piss liquid gold with a hint of silver glitter

U prolly don’t wanna read this shit, but then again ya prolly do coz Im friggin so fabulous that I piss liquid gold and coz it explains why I look so fucked up. lol I had an operation to remove a brain tumor back in 1987 when I was about 19. This pain in the arse op. has left me unable to balance without support, ie. Leaning against a wall or something sturdy. It has also taken my facial expressions, which is a HUGE deal to me coz I have always taken pride in my appearance, (still do). Altho disabled I live by myself & I am totally independent except for the car thing. I am definitely not here just to find somebody who will look after me. How sad would that shit be. I'm just lookin for what every human being wants - companianship n LOVE

Fair, conscientious, faithful, considerate, affectionate, independent, curious, friendly, funny, generous, gentle, determined, jovial, keen, logical, calm, lonely, loving, careful, happy, loyal, cautious, eager, charismatic, easygoing, mature, charming, helpful, honest, encouraging, hopeful, hospitable, compassionate, humorous, obliging, imaginative

Naughty, Not Tellin

Sending Gifts, I'll be my own valentine, because I'm f*cking amazing., Shiiiiit, look who's online...LOG OUT LOG OUT LOG OUT..."Hey whats up?"...damn., Math is the only place where I hear someone doing ridiculous things. FOR EXAMPLE, "John has 30 chocolate bars, he eats 23, what does he have now?" DIABETES?? MAYBE???!!!, Travel Around the World, i don't care if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, f..., Having a Good Wank, Sometimes, when I say I'm okay, I want someone to look at me in the eyes, hug me tight & say- I know your not Okay, so tell me the truth., I'm NOT flirting!! its called BEING NICE!, Saying ''thingy'' when you can't think of the word you want to say, Own my own Business, Find True Love, Go Skydiving, Exercise Regularly, Get Married

Katy Perry, Nirvana, Linkin Park, Kings Of Leon, Pink Floyd, INXS, Metallica, Rihanna, Hip hop music, Lady Gaga, Shakira, Black Eyed Peas, Evanescence, Beyoncé, Taylor Swift, Kesha, Usher, Eminem, 50 Cent, Guns N' Roses, P!nk, Snoop Dogg, Slash, AC/DC, AKON, Pearl Jam, Ozzy Osbourne, KISS, Drake, Def Leppard, Bret Michaels, i like my music LOUD, Vanessa Amorosi, DILLIGAF [Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck], Black Sabbath, Rap, I am who I am & do what I do..If you old folks don't like it... then F U 2!, Yelle, Poison, Adam Lambert, Bobby Dall, Rikki Rockett, "Smelly Cat" by Phoebe Buffay, ╬ 4EVER ROCK-METAL MUSIC ╬, Mainly Rock N Roll From the 80's, The Nazty Boys

Fight Club, The Hangover, X-Men Movies, Die Hard 4, Die Hard 2, Die Hard 3

South Park, 24, How I Met Your Mother, The Big Bang Theory, CSI, Two and a Half Men, NCIS, MTV, FRIENDS (TV Show), Official HEROES Page, Seinfeld, NCIS: Los Angeles, Criminal Minds, Bones, The AFL Footy Show, Nitro Circus, NRL Footy Show, Hey Hey It's Saturday, The Young Ones, Blackadder, Sesamie Street Lol

Lee Priest, Queensland Maroons, NSW Blues

Aerosmith, The Goodies, Vin Diesel, Megan Fox, Ashton Kutcher, Music, Movies, YouTube, Coca-Cola, Turn Facebook Pink For 1 Week For Breast Cancer Awareness, Facebook, Jim Beam, Mafia Wars, Badoo, Stop Child Pornography!!!, Adam Sandler, iTunes, STOP ABUSE ON CHILDREN, The Stig, Clint Eastwood, Big Prize Giveaways, Facebook Security, Help make the PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE mandatory in all schools!, Games, A Real Man Never Hits A Woman!, Anybody can be a player, it takes a real man to hold a relationship, Cheech & Chong, Oreo, Barack Obama, Jack Daniel's Tennessee Whiskey, friend.ly, Children dying from cancer, Red Bull, App Store, Global Disaster Relief on Facebook, "Mom, mom, mommy, ma, mom, mom, ma, ma, mommy, mommy... 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You don't know what my life is like,so shut up., I KNOW YOU ARE MY BEST FRIEND BUT IF YOU FALL I WILL LAUGH, I wasn't grumpy until you accused me of being grumpy. now i'm just pissed., I hate when people sit in front of you at movies & take away your foot rest, WHERE THE F*CK IS MY.......... found it, I CAN'T BELIEVE I USED TO FANCY U! - WHAT THE HELL WAS I THINKING?!, I love it when i know something i'm not supposed to know :), I'm so tired but I want to stay up and talk to you :D, Mob Wars, being alone with the person you like ;) ♥, "Brb, gettin a shower" and BAM you imagine them naked., I HATE REALIZING I FORGOT A TOWEL HALF WAY THOUGH A SHOWER., Does Anyone Actually Find Clowns Funny? :|, STOP MOVING!! I need to read your shirt!, CHAT ROOM, Switching Tabs When Someone Is Watching You On The Computer, Pool Practice, Rumours inform you amazing things that you did not even know about yourself, If your going to cheat, then don't be in a relationship. Its that simple., why did i waste my time liking you when you knew it wouldnt get anywhere?, Truth or Lies, i want a good relationship in 2010 <3, I Think i May Have A "Become a Fan" Problem, " Hey mom, can i ... " " No " " But mom pleas .. " No " " Hey dad.... ", "!f yUh t!yp3 Lyk3 Dihs", DON'T TALK TO ME, When I Die, Someone Should Keep Updating My Status To Freak Out People, "Hate is a strong word". I know, that's why i used it., If You Wish Someone Who lived Far Away Lived Closer! ):, I Enjoy The Smell Of Gasoline., Asking people if they're retarded while arguing with them., Hitting a Girl is the lowest a guy can get, I HATE CHEATERS, LIARS AND USERS!!!, FREAKING OUT WHEN SOMETHING TOUCHES YOUR FOOT IN THE SEA, Almost sneezing, making that face, not sneezing, and looking like an idiot, " Let's jump in the pool together. 1,2,3"..they jump, you dont, Dont talk sh*t behind my back, grow some balls and say it to my face!, Terra Mayfield, Angel, Jack Bauer, BE KIND TO NURSES. We keep doctors from accidentally killing you., Sarcasm (n.) - the ability to insult idiots without them realizing it., It's my Facebook, I'll write what I want. If you don't like it, delete me!!, When i read ur text messages I can hear exactly how you would say it, Before I Go To Sleep, I Start Imagining Stuff That I Would Like To Happen, I HATE IT WHEN FRIENDS LIVE SO FAR AWAY!!!, Uncontrollable swearing after stubbing your toe in a dark room, I would take a bullet for u.. Not the head but like in the leg or something, If the Bell doesn't dismiss me then the Bell doesn't decide when I arrive., I Hate It When You Type Something Really Long And All You Get Is 'Yeah', no more animal cruelty, End Child Prostitution, Child Pornography and Trafficking of Children for Sexual Purposes, Think Autism., AFL, Karma: what goes around comes around by PMC, Christie, Treat your girl right, or another guy will..., When i was your age i lost a tooth, Not my virginty.., Status Text Effects and Animations, TopFace, im not right in the head.com, Abused Kids and Youth, Join if you've ever spat your drink out because someone made you laugh, Relationships are worth fighting for, but sometimes you can't be the only one fighting., When people ask stupid questions I am obligated to give a sarcastic reply., When I Die I Give My Friends Permission To Change My Status To “Is Dead”, laughing when people get hurt, until you realize its serious, What happens on a night out, stays on a night out. Until someone tags you!, "mom mom mom mom mom mom" "WHAT!!" "never-mind, your angry.", i hate it when you make plans....get excited.....they never happen, Could've, Would've, Should've....but Didn't, Time is precious so be careful who you waste it with, Bipolar Disorder Awareness, Tina, FB~ Troublemakers, OzLotteries, Kevin Bloody Wilson, Julia Gillard, Carl Barron, South Sydney Rabbitohs, "Be Careful!" " Don't Worry Mum, I'm A Ninja :)", "do me a favor?" "does it involve me getting up?" ".....yes." "then no.", cant find my phone...calling it......F*CK ITS ON VIBRATE....everyone shutup, It Didn't Sound That Stupid In My Head..., Behind every boy & girl with trust issues, is the Ex who made them that way, Oi Mum! Stop talking to people.... I WANT TO GO HOME!, Say "NO" to changing AUSTRALIA DAY to "CITIZEN DAY", Quickflix, Help Lock Pedophiles away for life, no parole, ICE BREAK, Bathurst 1000, Official V8 Supercars, AustralianArmy, Brisbane Broncos, smiling randomly when you remember something that once made you so happy :) \n, Bitch please, I can remove 90% of your so called "beauty" with a kleenex, A gorgeous face catches ur eye but a gorgeous personality catches ur heart, life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind, No one's a "Loser"... we are all the sperms that won!, SUPPORT MICROCHIPPING OF ALL PAEDOPHILES, You think I fancy you? It's called being nice. Get over yourself., Special Forces, BAN Phone App Game *Dog Wars*, Fight against rape, violence & domestic abuse, Light a candle for our fallen soliders, The BULLDOG Estate, be nude, be happy, Kia Motors, HELP HOMELESS AND MISTREATED PUPPIES WHO CAN'T HELP THEMSELVES, Why cheat? if your not happy, just leave., Yelling "Run Forrest Run!" when you see someone running, Turning into a ninja when you hear your phone ringing in another room, Do you know the muffin man? ...the muffin man? ...THE MUFFIN MAN!!, Spooning leads to Forking, If I actually "spoke my mind," I'd be in deep sh!t., Susan, I Doubt The World Will End In 2012, But If It Does I'm F*CKED!, Princess, EC Teacher from Kokstad faces animal cruelty charges after dragging his dog for 1.5km, I am Raising Autism Awareness!, Prayer for our troops, Kia Australia, F*** My Life, American Express Australia, Logitech Australia, Social Central, ashley, I'm mature enough to forgive you, BUT not dumb enough to trust you., 101 Apps, Inc., I Can Take A Joke... You're Just Not Funny!, You're in a relationship, stop flirting with everyone!, Romantic Love, Coca-Cola Australia, "F.u.c.k.i.n.g Oath" That's Australian For Yes, Bundy R. Bear, I JUST DONT GIVE A F***, Louie The Fly, Carlton Football Club, Molly Sims, NOM NOM NOM, Don't like me?? Well f**k off!! Problem solved., vipsociety, When I see a typo I look at the keyboard to see if the two keys were close, "I'd rather be 'hurt' by your honesty, than pleased by you 'lies'...., "I wasn't that drunk.." "you were spooning a garden gnome.", Dont Love & Cry, Just Fuck & Smile., Talking to your pets as if you'd expect a response, You think I'm joking when I say mean things to you. I actually hate you., When you look back, i hope you regret treating me that way., AMY, "It's Fucked" is a official technical term for describing a fault., Tooheys Extra Dry, RedHotPie Australia, Qantas Wallabies, 1 universe, 8 planets, 7 billion people and Im still single, Dedicate A Song, Guria: The Fight to End Sex Trafficking, STOP Australia Day fire works, GIVE that money to QLD!, The Victoria Hotel, Support the Global Mental Health Petition to the United Nations!, FlirTease, Sydney Swans, State of Origin Fights, I PETER VALMOUNT WILL CHANGE MY NAME TO RONALD MCDONALD IF 1 MILLION JOIN, I'm Not Young Anymore And I know Now What Is Right And Wrong For Myself!, Kevin Rudd Actually Looks Like The Milky Bar Kid haha, Drunk girls crying for no reason makes me laugh, Join if you think Australia is better then America, No I Will Not Fill Out A Questionairre To See The Picture, I BET I CAN GET MORE THAN ONE MILLION FANS "WHO USE COMPUTER EVERY DAY", Wake Up......Start getting ready for school then realize its the weekend!, I see no reason to make my bed in the morning just to get messed up again, Maybe if you didnt f*ck me over we could still be friends., I HaveTheBestFriends That Join The Most Retarded/Funny Groups.GAWD love "Em, I hate when fast food isn't fast, When I'm bored i "Become a Fan" of something xD, Nutrition Warehouse, Warner Bros - Like?Love!, Pringles Australia, SHAG or NOT, musculation.tn, CFNM, I am trying to figure out the exact moment my life got so Fucked up., ( Crime Lords ) - Mafia City Mobsters, Heist, 2WG Wagga Wagga, Being inappropriately drunk at low-key family gatherings, The days when you just feel like having sex, You will never know the true value of a moment until it becomes a memory, Fuck off “Farmer Wants a Wife” - bring on “Tradie Wants a Root”, Gravatar, 1,000,000 Fb Users Unite To Remember Daniel Morcombe, Meeting you was fate,becoming your friend was a choice,but falling in love♥, Person.com. Find Love or Friends in a New Way, Buy Your Friends!, Even though we're not together any more, in my heart you'll always be mine, Even though were not together I still want us to talk ALL THE TIME., Even though were not together i still have a little bit of hope., I always miss you even though we're not together, The Moment When You Turn To Your Best friend and say "Fuck, we're weird", Just for once, I want someone to be afraid of losing me., A Kidney For Nicole, shit hole, Technophobes, There are X kinds of people on Facebook... The ones who like everything The ones who update th..., Holden's Officially Suck!, PhotoFiltre, Having a wank at the dinner table cause your a fearless bastard, AVG, 2WG, Bonita Bon Bon, Donna, End Animal Testing Close Huntington Life Science, Katarina, Joanne, Linda, Alicia, Jovana, Jelena, Cecily, Alex, ITaLiAn, Connie, MarieAshley, Gaye, Dawn, Stefy, Brandi, Jody, Nicole♥, Chrisa, Breanne, Vicki, Manisha, Robyn, ρετεṡ❤, Kimm, Andrea, Miss, Mandy, Hala, Lia, Destiny, Pinks, Phillippa, Patricia, Nadia, Tammy, Margaret, Vanessa, Dimitra, Goldie, Julie, Roxanne, Marrisa, Devilish, Janet, Lory, Sasha, Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too, Beyond Blue: The National Depression Initiative., Save Devon's Domestic Abuse Services, Australian English, Depression, Suicide, and Self Harm Awareness, Wagga Wagga, New South Wales, Australia, One Laptop per Child (OLPC), Rosanna, Christina, Eliminate the Stigma of Mental Illness, Bridgette, Captured!, Grant, Powderfinger, Smirnoff Australia, Tattooed Australians, What's green and smells of bacon?....Kermit's fingers. ....like this if you get it?, "strap on" is "no parts" backwards, coincidence?, I Bet 1.1 Million Proud Australian's Can Join Before Australia Day 2011, Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi Oi Oi, Cat singing happy birthday, Find A Cancer Cure, "Biker" should be a Facebook Network., START AN AUSTRALIAN FIREFIGHTERS DAY !!, We Support Derryn Hinch - Peodophiles should be named aloud!, I am who i am, accept me for that or fuck off! <3, Sheldon - The Big Bang Theory, Snuffleupagus, when i was a kid i used to sing infront of the electric fan :)), Real men shave their face, not their legs., Jon Francis Bongiovi, Death Penalty? Killing people to show people that killing people is wrong!, Being the only one laughing when something stupid happens, Whoever said anything was possible never tried to slam a revolving door(:, I Hate When I Have to Poop When I'm Not at My Own House!!!!, Back in my day, you didn't have to "BECOME A FAN" to see the picture., Sh*t happens!! Build a bridge... Get over it!!, Why Is It Called A Funny Bone, When It Hurts?, Why do we trust banks with our money, but they dont trust us w/ their pens?, "i gtg ttyl byeee <333333333333 :) !!!!" .."Bye." .....oh i see how it is., dont you just hate it when you fall over infront of the person you like. <3, I hate thinking about the 'what if's, blowing up zombie heads =-), dont flatter yourself love , You aint all that ., "Oh right, you were waving at the person behind me. My bad.", Hate when people try to ruin your relationship, Pascoe Pop Art, uɐɟɐǝɯoɔǝqsıɥʇpɐǝɹoʇsǝƃɐʇuǝdsnoʎɟı, EPIC FAIL !?!?!?!, My Voice Sounds Different In Videos And Recordings.....Weird O.o, I have so much to say to you...but when I confront you...I turn speechless, remember when you tried not to step on the cracks on sidewalks?, I would... but I'm suffering from a serious case of CBF, We All Know Someone Who is 'Guaranteed To Be Out Drinking On The Weekend', Green man means walk , Red man means RUN., Proper capitilization, spelling, and punctuation., Being Really Excited or Angry and You Can't Text Fast Enough, I "like" something when I'm too lazy to comment., Opinions are like dicks, only men should have them., Once upon a time kid's television actually used to be good, I'm beautiful inside., Hate it when water temperature suddenly changes during a shower..., I get hurt and say " owwwww " even though the pain doesn't even hurt :), Lol...? LOL? Did you though? Did you really?, I LOL'D AT... SHUT THE F**K UP!!!, Just be yourself, and if people don't like it, well f**k them :), I was calm until you told me to calm down.. Now i'm going to KNOCK you out!, Mom ''Are You Sleeping'' , '' Yes....And Iam Dreaming Right Now, I LOL'D at this cat attacking this boy :L:L x, evertime I see a semi w/o a trailer, i secretly wish it was optimus prime, I Hate when you get blamed 'Because you're the older one', I skip the first slice of bread in a new loaf, "It seemed like a good idea at the time....", Driving like a normal person on Grand Theft Auto., I swear it's like these groups/fan pages know everything about my life!, When you ask out and they say no, there goes that friendship., Saying the word "Like" in every setence when explaining something, Upload Failed. No Face book, you fail., I'm going to bed, and nothings going to stop me--Ooh, a notification!, Why bother knocking if you don't gimme a chance to respond before you open?, LAUGHING at a LAME JOKE to make somebody feel better, Build a bridge and get over it!!, get over yourself. your just an attention seeking whore., the creature what looks like a cock :)., I'm so tired but I want to stay up and talk to you, **Facebook Addicts**, Denying That Your Drunk When Your Completely Smashed!, I aim high so I can fail more epicly., Mom, Dad this is my life and I'm going to do what I want, I'm Old Enough To Know Better, But I Just Don't Care, Im not moody - your just really annoying!!!, I went from doing quizzes -> joining groups -> becoming a fan, THE DRUNK WALK HOME, you just have to play the cards that life deals you., DILLIGAF, I hate it when your watching tv and tiger woods randomly comes round 4 sex, Orders, The Tattoo Shop, He who laughs last didn't get it!.., I use the word 'THINGY' when i forget what thats called., i dont want to say hi to you first cause you might think i like you..., The things I want to say to you, but never will, Prison Lockdown, Mobsters, I hate people who talk "lyk dis", Page 3 Girls, me myself n i, 420 more

I know what ur thinkin
Either Ive fired 6 shots or only 5
Well to tell ya the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself
But seeing how Im holding a 44 magnum
The most powerful handgun in the world
And it would blow ur head clean off
Uve got to ask yaself one question
"Do I feel lucky"

Well, DO ya

PUNK???