Curlzy, 32
Adelaide, Australia
About me
I'am
Man
Looking for
Woman, 25-65
In my own words
have 2b friendz wiv me 2 find out hahaha
Personal information
Current city
Adelaide, Australia
Astrological sign
Libra
Languages
English
Relationship status
Relationship status
Single
Appearance
Ethnicity
White / Caucasian
Height
6' 2" (188 cm)
Body type
Athletic
Hair color
Bald
Eye color
Blue
Living
Living situation
Alone
Kids at home
Yes
Education & Occupation
Education
High school
Occupation
Entertainment/media
Preferences
Smokes
Several times a week
Yangutu membership
Member since
May 30, 2011
Activities
cuddling, Partying, Texting, I Party Like a Rockstar Look Like a Movie Star Play Like an All Star Fuck Like a Pornstar Baby Im a Superstar, Sending Gifts, Firearms, --who are you to judge the life i live?...I know i'm not perfect and i don't live to be. But before you start pointing fingers, make sure your hands are clean!--, tattoos, The Beach, Chocolate, The Shit You Hear About Me Might Be True but Then Again It Could Be as Fake as the Bitch Who Told You, HERE I AM...STRONG I STAND...TAKIN NO SHIT...INTIMIDATED BY NO BITCH...LAUGHING AT DUMB HOES...LETING DUMB SHIT GO...SCREAMIN FUCK THE WORLD...LEARNING WHO MY REAL FRIENDS ARE...KEEPING FAKE BITCHES VERY FAR...REALIZING MY PURPOSE ON THIS EARTH...N WARNIN, Spending Time With My Son, Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, E and F are the letters used to define bra sizes? (A} - Almost Boobs... ...{B} - Barely there. {C} - Can’t Complain! {D} - Damn! {E} - Enormous! {F} - Fake, **Types in password** 'Password incorrect' 'Huh?' **types it in again** 'Password incorrect' 'But that IS my password' **types it in again** 'Password incorrect** 'b**ch that IS my password! Im gonna throw this thing out the fu... oh wait, caps lock.', There are 3 meanings behind `Liking` someone`s status. 1) I agree. 2) I realize this is about me so Im liking it to rub in your face 3) I want to bang you :), Having a Threesome or Foursome, "Dude she has a bf" " Yeah so? Soccer has a goalie, doesn't mean you can't score", be honest with me or go fuck yourself, Outdoor Sex, If vodka was water...& I was a duck...I'd swim to the bottom & nvr come up...bt vodka's not water & i'm not a duck...so slide me a Bottle & Shut The Fuk Up...., The lesbians next door asked what I would like for my birthday. I was quite surprised when they gave me a Rolex. It was very nice of them, but I think they misunderstood me when I said "I wanna watch.", Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jills fanny Then jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock and it turns out Jills a tranie, Taco, Humpty Dumpty f*cked a fat whore, Humpty Dumpty blew on the floor. All the kings horses & all the kings men, laid the sIut down & f*cked her again!, DONT talk to me in the morning (unless its about sex, bacon or more sleep), Nymphomania, Life is too short to wake up with regrets. So love the people who treat you right and forget about the ones who don't. Believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a second chance, grab it with both hands. If it changes your life, let it., Three Sums, the winner of a poke war is owed sex by the loser...its in the rules., To avoid condom related accidents, use 2 condoms with chilli powder in between them. If the outer one breaks, she will know & if the inner one breaks, you will know!, ...who else wakes up N tha mornin' & checks their Facebook lyk it's tha mornin' paper?...., The cat fell into the puddle and the rooster laughed. Moral of the story: A wet pussy makes a cock feel good., ...>Life would be perfect if pizza was healthy, Mondays were fun, if people didn't cause so much drama, nothing was regrettable, and goodbyes only meant until tomorrow..., Maybe you should eat makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, bitch, Gettin Fucked, i <3 my own bed. But i'll be honest, id much rather be in yours ;), Taking Nude Photos of Myself, group sex, 3sums & 3way group fun, Being a Fucking G, Doin It Doggy Style, I Have a Very High Sex Drive, Getting Fucked Up, Special K, Methamphetamine, My Aussie Pride I Will Not Hide My Aussie Race I Will Not Disgrace My Aussie Blood Flows Hot and True My Aussie Peeps I Will Stand by You Thru Thick and Thin Till the Day We Die Our Aussie Flag Always Stands High I Yell This Poem Louder Than All the Rest, British Girls, FML=Fuck Me Later ; ), Sex Wild, 14 more
Music
30 Seconds to Mars, Nirvana, Kings Of Leon, System of a Down, Metallica, Drum and bass, Dance music, Eminem, Guns N' Roses, dubstep, Bliss N Eso, "You have enemies? Good, that means you stood up for something." - Eminem, DILLIGAF [Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck], Ice Cube, Kinky, Eazy E, Pendulum, fucked in the head, gangsta rap, Anything with a beat, i set my friends on fire, Necro, aussie hip hop, South Park Mexican, Fuck The Facts, Method Man$, Masters Of Hardcore, Big Day Out, vodka jelly, I ♥ MUSIC, 1,2 Woop Woop!, You Slut!, Smoking your greens cause your a healthy cunt, I knew when I first saw you, you'd fuck like a WHORE., Imma give this bitch some cuddles. Bitches love cuddles, Grab somebody sexy and fuck them., Woaah dude i didnt fuck your girlfriend. We made LOVE., Fuck! ur cute (;, Add sexy people only, NECRO OFFICIAL PAGE, Jei, Drapht, Pullin a cone with pop 'cause nan greened out., Fuck-It-Fuck-You-Fuck-Him-Fuck-Her-Fuck-Them-Fuck-Everybody-Fuck-The-World, "Kitten Heels, Lingerie, Pantyhose, Foreplay, Legs up, on the bar, in the back of your car, latex, champagne, bubble bath, whipped cream, cherry pop tag team, can you make me scream, Lets Play Titanic, When I Shout "ICEBERG!" You Go Down On Me., Accetto la tua amicizia, Yoppa Entertainment, Turiya, Don't you hate it when nothing gets done because Afroman got High, 14 more
Movies
Inception, Friday, Scarface™, The Hangover, Superbad, Saw, Forrest Gump(1994), Expendables, Living in a pineapple under the sea because you're a fucking top sponge, Roadshow Films, Gone in 60 Seconds, Friday After Next, Next Friday, FUCK U IF U DON'T LIKE ME :-), Half Baked, How High, green street hooligans, Chopper, Hustle and Flow, Swordfish, The Replacement Killers, don't be a menace to south central while drinking your juice in the hood, Underworld & Underworld Evolution, I remember when vampires killed people and were cool...not sparkly and gay., you gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, GO!, I F*CKING HATE YOU, I am number 4, Filthy Porn, Free Movies, "Nice wig Janice, what's it made of?" "Your mum's chest hair!", "I'm sorry.. I brokeded your toy.", Well-Behaved Women Rarely Make History, Childs Plays Movies, Dirty Deeds, Two Hands, " you can walk home, bitches", "Deep throat"
Television
South Park, Family Guy, Futurama, Scrubs, How I Met Your Mother, The Big Bang Theory, Two and a Half Men, Man vs. Wild with Bear Grylls, The Sopranos, PlayboyTV, King of Queens, American Dad , Secret Diary of a Call Girl, Underbelly: The Golden Mile, UNDERBELLY, The Simpsons, Strangers With Candy, Wilfred, Channel MTV, Stop posting drama as your status. Its not gossip girl.. No one cares!!!!
Books
playboy, Playboy Magazine, "If a hug represent how much I love u, I would hold u in my arms forever.", It takes billions ppl to complete world,but it only take u to complete mine, 204 Countries. 6 Billion Peoples and Im Single, Giving someone a sticker after sex cause they did a good job., Watching porn for the acting and story line., Grabbing a bitches ass while you're kissing them., Hanging up your spoon after a hard day of shit stirring, Eww I Hate Reading
Teams & Athletes
Georges St-Pierre, 300 million sperm and I was the fastest :], that one friend who always gets absolutely hammered., growing up before trampolines had nets and surviving., Add Me, my skyline brings all the wogs to the yard and there like is it turbochared, Being a blackbelt in sickcunt, Starting a conga line and leading everyone to your sex dungeon, The awesome moment when you figure out another carton is possible, Riding to the Clubs on your bike, so you can dinky bitches home, Smoking weed make's everthing better
Likes
i like my music LOUD, Photography, YouTube, Coca-Cola, Facebook, Jim Beam, Zynga RewardVille, Mafia Wars, Xbox, Patrick Star, Skittles, Victoria's Secret, Johnny Depp, PlayStation, Museum of Sex, McDonald's, Windows Live Messenger, Jack Daniel's Tennessee Whiskey, The Stoner's Cookbook, Are YOU Interested?, MONEY, UFC: Ultimate Fighting Championship, Nutella, Snaptu, RAVEN, Flirt, Lacoste, adidas Originals, Playboy, American Girls, Victoria's Secret Pink, Sony, Like Button, KFC Australia, Sheldon Cooper, Ford Mustang, Jenna Jameson, Drink it up!, OMG. !! em singLe nD reaDy to mingle ; ), Sometimes your knight in shining armor is just a retard in tin foil, That one person you liked from the moment you met them, I smile when someone I have a crush on likes my status, 'I was drunk, I dont remember it, therefore it didnt happen', Stewie Griffin (Stewart Gilligan Griffin), Brighton Beach, Australia, ED HARDY, I love you, but sometimes you just need to SHUT THE F@%K UP!, adidas, Nike, 812 more
In my own words
Favorite quotes
Bite me
