Man

Woman, 18+

I'am 6'1". brown hair, blue eyes, Muscular build

Travel, Music, Film, meeting new people, Personal Training

History, laughing, Cash, Working Out, Camping, Philosophy, Traveling, Partying, Politics, Cooking, Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for." -Bob Marley, Smiling, Shopping mall, Parties, working out, going to bars, Stewie Griffin, PlayStation 3, Guitar Hero World Tour, Vodka, Bodybuilding, Guitar Hero: Metallica, Water, DVD, Sysco, Drinking games, Play Darts, Xanax, Finding New Music, Shiner Bock, Adderall, Sand Volleyball, Metric Kansas City — 02 June 2012 — Livestrong Sporting Park, Snow Patrol Kansas City — 24 April 2012 — The Beaumont Club, Fanfarlo Kansas City — 01 April 2012 — The Record Bar, Drinking games, PS3, Wii, The Civil Wars Lawrence — 17 January 2012 — Liberty Hall, Dirt Nasty Kansas City — 05 November 2011 — Mosaic Lounge, As I Lay Dying, Qriocity, Social Distortion Kansas City — 27 October 2011 — Midland Theatre, I Love to Work Out Everyday, Hypomania, Two Door Cinema Club, Hydrofluoric acid, Finding New Apps for My Iphone, Iritis, Vivance, Meeting Local Bands

hockey, Biking, Running, Swimming, Fitness, Weight Training, sand volleyball

BioShock, TEKKEN, Mass Effect 2, Guitar Hero, Rock Band, BioWare, DmC (Devil May Cry), Final Fantasy, Marvel vs. Capcom 3, Mass Effect, Chrono Trigger, Fearsquare.com

Rammstein, Green Day, Katy Perry, Nirvana, Weezer, Queen, System of a Down, Incubus, Alice in Chains, HIM, Gorillaz, Radiohead, The Beatles, Sublime, Metallica, MGMT, Tenacious D, Daft Punk, The Prodigy, The Crystal Method, Lady Gaga, Regina Spektor, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Michael Jackson, Marilyn Manson, Bob Marley, Phoenix, Jamiroquai, Britney Spears, Kid Cudi, Snoop Dogg, Slipknot, Slash, Owl City, Pearl Jam, Heavy Metal, Pantera, Muse, Scar Symmetry, Soilwork, Nuclear Blast USA, Nuclear Blast EUROPE, Nightwish, The Doors, Bullet for My Valentine, Avenged Sevenfold, Dr Dre, Nine Inch Nails, Ben Harper, Pussycat Dolls, 2pac, David Bowie (Official), Lynyrd Skynyrd, The Decemberists, The Clash, The Cure, Xzibit, Empire of the Sun, Shiny Toy Guns, Filter, Hawthorne Heights, Semi Precious Weapons, Bloodhound Gang, Placebo, Jane's Addiction, Alanis Morissette, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, Elton John, Caribou, Serj Tankian, Arcade Fire, The Killers, The Offspring, I KILLED THE PROM QUEEN, "Weird Al" Yankovic, Snow Patrol, Dimebag Darrell, Trivium, i like my music LOUD, Megadeth, Soulfly, Rock & Metal Music, Unearth Official, Killswitch Engage, As I Lay Dying Official, Devin The Dude, Dethklok, Lacuna Coil, 311, Brotha Lynch Hung, Tech N9ne, Skrillex, Lamb of God, August Burns Red, 3OH!3, Children Of Bodom, Dimmu Borgir, Cradle of Filth, Brandon Flowers, Taking Back Sunday, Smashing Pumpkins, AFI, Stone Temple Pilots, The All-American Rejects, Reggie and the Full Effect, Third Eye Blind, Cee Lo Green, The Black Keys, Passion Pit, Animal Collective, Ra Ra Riot, Aqua, Falling in Reverse, Mumford and Sons, Common, Vinnie Paul, Philip Anselmo, Hollywood Undead, Soundgarden, Deftones, Mike Ness, Social Distortion, EVE 6, Brand New, The Smiths, Morrissey Official, "Les Claypool", Primus, Mike Patton, Faith No More, Feist, Chris Cornell, Austin City Limits Music Festival (ACL), Gwar, Mike Portnoy, Gogol Bordello, D12, E-40, Testament, Bush, Counting Crows, Haste The Day, Rise Against, Chiodos, Silverstein, The Used, Atreyu, REHAB, Atmosphere, Dragonforce, Shirley Manson, Relapse Records, Interscope * Geffen * A&M Records, Indie Music, Cage The Elephant, Plain White T's, fun, girls, Mindless Self Indulgence, Our Lady Peace, The Shins, Stars, Blink 182, The Devil Wears Prada (Band), In Flames(Official), Indie, afroman, machine head, Cannibal Corpse, Bowling for Soup, the mars volta, Escape the Fate, Bon Iver, guns n roses, a day to remember, bad religion, Ben Folds, Goldfinger, Protest The Hero, Alesana, Otep, Rob zombie, swollen members, rob zombie, Ace of Base, Bring Me the Horizon, Ok Go, STP, rancid, Gym Class Heroes, parkway drive, Cobra Starship, into eternity, Innerpartysystem, The Acacia Strain, Hatebreed, Whitechapel, Opeth, They Might Be Giants, biffy clyro, asher roth, tokyo police club, Ben Folds Five, Black Tide, Katatonia, Kataklysm, blues traveler, gojira, shadows fall, scary kids scaring kids, Down, All Time Low, The Dresden Dolls, eyes set to kill, Jimmy Eat World, Tegan And Sara, Born of Osiris, family force 5, Slick Rick, Fleet Foxes, She & Him, metric, all shall perish, Band Of Horses, Head Automatica, Hieroglyphics, Psychostick, Cavalera Conspiracy, darkest hour, Devildriver, The Rapture, Anterior, The Black Dahlia Murder, God Forbid, Pete Yorn, Guster, PowerGlove, Miike Snow, Minus the Bear, thrash metal, Of Montreal, Through The Eyes Of The Dead, WAR OF AGES, Diecast, Pomeroy, Basement Jaxx, Flaming Lips, vast, lcd soundsystem, Paper Tongues, Empire of the sun, Del Tha Funky Homosapien, Souls of Mischief, Dirt Nasty, Manchester Orchestra, spoon, Bat for Lashes, The Eels, Mac Lethal, gossip, The Avett Brothers, temper trap, Austrian Death Machine, Andrew W.K., Yeasayer, The Naked and Famous, Foals, Brother Ali, The Toadies, GOATWHORE, the human abstract, threat signal, Shwayze, The Gaslight Anthem, Local H, Four Year Strong, Crash Kings, Trampled by Turtles, Civil Twilight, dirty heads, Cursive, THE GET UP KIDS, Kingdom of Sorrow, guitars, Mnemic, Weekend, BEHEMOTH!, The Lonely Island, Metal Hammer, Neon Trees, New Politics, Metal Blade Records, Portugal. The Man, Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros, !! Aiden !!, Designer Drugs, The Temper Trap, The Hold Steady!, Eminem - India, Hockey / The Band, LMFAO (:, Sublime With Rome, Young the Giant, Rockstar Energy Drink Mayhem Festival, Antony And The Johnsons, Two Door Cinema Club, AWOLNATION, You Slut!, Cake music, The New Pornographers, Jon Lajoie, Victory Records, M Shawn Crahan, Michael Jackson RIP, Foster The People, Roadrunner Records, Book of Quote, The Offspring Rocks, diskreet, Local Natives, Dr. Dog, The Head and the Heart, The Whigs, The Dan Band, BigScoob, Grieves, Delorean, !Silverstein!, Disarmonia Mundi, Epitaph Records, Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin, FREE ENERGY, Yuck, Harlem Shakes, The Features, The Antlers, Grizzly Bear, Cults, The Walkmen, SLEEPER/AGENT, Middle Brother (Dawes + Deer Tick + Delta Spirit), VHS or Beta, Okkervil River, Slow Club, The War on Drugs, She and him, Coconut Records, Memphis May Fire - OFFICIAL PAGE, Reel Big Fish (official), Magnetic Fields, Feed Her to the Sharks, Washed Out, dumbfoundead, Stephen Lynch, Thy Will Be Done, Periphery, Atticus Metal Tour 3, Badfish - Sublime Tribute, The Virgins, Brighten, Not making your status the lyrics from "Airplanes", A Silent Film, Ari Koivunen, The Wombats, Chimaira Official Facebook, HEAVY METAL, The Ghost Inside, Pharcyde, The, Divine Heresy, The Audition, Devastating Enemy, Have Gun, Will Travel, Black Clover Records, Big Deal, All That Remains, Matthew Kiichi Heafy, Sylosis, Century Media Records, Nodes of Ranvier, Jurassic-5, The Limousines, HEAVEN SHALL BURN OFFICIAL, Beautiful Bodies, Vedera, Wake up Nickelback SUCKS!!!!, Roman Holiday, Sleeper Agent, Onward To Olympas, LivStat, Kansas City Music, KOKTOPUS, Moire, Sicadis, At the Left Hand of God, 90Minutes, matt pond PA, The Brody Buster Band, Apollo Sunshine, Soulcrate Music, Free Energy, Roman Numerals, COLDWATER, Cut Off Your Hands, afternoon naps, Playlist by spotify, The Belated, Takka Takka, Instant Suppression, The Roman Holiday, Attack Attack!, Viatrophy, HAMMERLORD, A No Coast November, Voxhaul Broadcast, Aiden band, SERATED, Radical Face, Hating Nickelback, Torn The Fuck Apart, Del tha funkee homosapian, TROGLODYTE, Fear Factory, The Esoteric, Indie Music, A PERFECT MURDER, Rodney Thurman Music, Horse Called War, Brother Von Doom, 96.5 the buzz, XX Teens, Breath Owl Breath, The Only Children, Qriocity (Sony), Too Pure to Die, deer and the headlights, BluntRap, Chekhov's Gun, Castle Grayskull, Broadcast the Nightmare, V-Card Vengeance, 390 more

Fight Club, American Beauty, Harry Potter, Batman: The Dark Knight, Back to the Future Trilogy, Inception, Scarface™, Alien, The Godfather, The Hangover, Superbad, Iron Man, 300, American Pie, Back to the Future, Sundance Film Festival, A Clockwork Orange, Up In The Air, Forrest Gump, Blazing Saddles, Hot Tub Time Machine, Zombieland, Kick-Ass, The Boondock Saints, Tribeca Film Festival, Paranormal Activity, SWEENEY TODD, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, 500 Days of Summer, Inglourious Basterds, New Moon: The story of a girls choice between Beastiality and Necrophilia., Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, The Town, Pineapple Express, Black Dynamite, The DaVinci Code, Garden State, American Psycho, Role Models, Boondock Saints, Crash, The Other Guys, Clerks, Half Baked, How High, The Cove, Clerks II, Vicky Cristina Barcelona, Ghostbusters, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Slumdog Millionaire, Super Troopers, Where the Wild Things Are, Food Inc, Black Swan, District 9, Lost Boys, Mallrats, Little Miss Sunshine, The Goods Live Hard Sell Hard, Beerfest, The Lost Boys, get him to the greek, Labyrinth, Edward Scissorhands, lost, Felon, Bad Santa, Waiting, Spun, I hope they serve beer in hell, indie films, The Wrestler, Supertroopers, harold and kumar go to White Castle, Let the Right One In, Funny People, Dinner for Schmucks, Danny Boyle, Run Ronnie Run, the salton sea, When I was a kid, vampires died in the sun, not sparkle., The Fighter, Superbad (2007), Exit Through the Gift Shop, Lionsgate, Rabbit Hole, Illuminati, Cedar Rapids, The Goonies, GET LOW, The Secret in Their Eyes, Tell No One, World's Greatest Dad, Little Children, Indie films, Worlds Greatest Dad, August Underground's Mordum, No Country For Old Men, The Perfect Sleep, David Lynch Films, Saying "FUCK YEAH!" Whenever Someone Says "America", Nowhere, Support Indie Film!, Pulp Fiction, Indie movie, Requiem for a Dream, Acolytes, Mulholland Drive, The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human, I Am Atheist, Cannibal Holocaust (1980), Nowhere (1997), Animal Room, Little Shop of Horrors -٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶- Küçük Korku Dükkanı, 65 more

South Park, The Simpsons, Futurama, Scrubs, How I Met Your Mother, The Big Bang Theory, MythBusters, Lost, Two and a Half Men, The Office, Adult Swim, Band of Brothers, True Blood, Weeds, Mad Men, The Daily Show, Dexter, History, Official HEROES Page, Californication, Seinfeld, King of Queens, American Dad , HBO, The Wire, IFC - Independent Film Channel, Spartacus, Modern Family, Rules of Engagement, V, Beavis and Butt-head, 30 Rock, FlashForward, SONS OF ANARCHY, Saturday Night Live, Nip/Tuck, Conan O'Brien Presents: Team Coco, Man v. Food Nation, STAR Movies, Jay Leno, Saved By The Bell, Breaking Bad, FUEL TV, The Walking Dead, The Colbert Report, Archer, USA Network, Music Choice, Ren and Stimpy, Tosh.0, Attack of the Show, Chelsea Lately, A&E Television Network, Curb Your Enthusiasm, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Big Love, Intervention on A&E, The Soup, Comedy Central, Arrested Development, Rome, Chappelle's Show, Married with Children, Hoarders on A&E, Flight of the Conchords, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew, Nurse Jackie, United States of Tara, The Price Is Right, The League, Ultimate survival, Call Me Fitz, *** FAMILY GUY ***, Screen Actors Guild Awards, Squidbillies, Metalocalypse, Workaholics, In Treatment, 2 Broke Girls, Kansas City After Hours, 38 the Spot, Reno 911!, Hung, Lockup, HDNet, Portlandia, Generation Kill, Mr. Show, Sarah Silverman, The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret, Sealab 2021, Metal Injection, SuperNews!, LOST France, Hulu Plus, Hulu - Plus, Straight Out Of KC, The Set, Breaking Bad is more addictive than methamphetamine., The Power of KC, John Adams, The DAMN! Show, The King of Queens, "The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret" (2010), 24, Lost, The Office, Glee, Big Brother, Seinfeld, Two and a half Men, The First 48,, The Lost Initiative with Kimberley & Aimee, 57 more

Angels and demons, Harry Potter, The Da Vinci Code, The Davinci Code, The God Delusion, Angels & Demons, Mens Fitness, The Modern Drunkard, Spotify for Dummies, Indie Films

Rich Gaspari Fan Page, Kansas Jayhawks men's basketball, KC Command, Kansas City Royals, The Kansas City Chiefs, Dallas Mavericks, The Kansas City Chiefs, Kansas City Royals, Dallas Mavericks, Kansas Jayhawks men's basketball, Rich Gaspari Fan Page, KC Command

Krizz Kaliko, Zooey Deschanel, Judge Greg Mathis, George Lopez, Current, Discovery Channel, Showtime Networks, Kenny Powers of Eastbound & Down, Leonardo DiCaprio, Movies, Apple Inc., YouTube, Flip-flops, Lowe's Home Improvement, listening to music, bonfires, Coca-Cola, Zoosk, Facebook, Outback Steakhouse, Jim Beam, Knob Creek, Captain Morgan USA, Kohl's, TigerDirect.com, Walmart, HamsterSoft, Florence and the Machine, Stuff White People Like, AXE , Gatorade, GameStop, Adam Sandler, Subway, Google Chrome, Gabriel Iglesias, Khloe Kardashian, Kim Kardashian, Ohh thats a tan?.. I thought you got attacked by a mob of orange markers.., That awkward moment when you glance at someone staring at you., theres a fine line between tan, and looking like you rolled in doritos, iTunes, Victoria's Secret, Fresh Prince, LivingSocial, Yahoo! News, Music, ARMANI, Johnny Depp, Yahoo! Movies, Dr. Mehmet Oz, Positively Positive, The Huffington Post, AMC Theatres, Ketel One, Chess, A|X Armani Exchange, Domino's Pizza, Marvel, Netflix, President Bill Clinton, Michael Moore, Express, Panda Express, Bose, Target, Pizza Hut, Dos Equis, Patrón Cocktail Lab, Abercrombie & Fitch, Smirnoff US, Best Buy, Hollister Co., Walgreens, Cracked.com, Cadillac, Budweiser, Cheech & Chong, Syfy, Mountain Dew, Coors Light, Crown Royal, I need a vacation!!!, Macy's, Heineken, Jägermeister, Southwest Airlines, Barack Obama, Hennessy, White Castle, Jack Daniel's Tennessee Whiskey, Taco Bell, Pepsi, Buffalo Wild Wings, THE BEER PARTY, National Geographic, Join the Coffee Party Movement, Rolling Stone, The Onion, Papa John's Pizza, Gillette, AskMen.com, Bing, Under Armour, Tattoo Lovers, CNN, Red Bull, The Kraken Rum, Christopher Hitchens, QuikTrip, App Store, Runner's World Magazine, Retrevo, The Richard Dawkins Foundation for Reason and Science (Official), Darren Aronofsky, Funny Or Die, drugstore.com, Fandango, Sunfood, USA Today, AT&T, Active.com, When I was younger I would record my favorite songs off the radio onto tape, Samsung Televisions, "Mom, mom, mommy, ma, mom, mom, ma, ma, mommy, mommy... WHAT!!... hi!, Johnnie Walker, Facebook Mobile , Dislike Button, Old Spice, Mashable, Wine, Mc Lovin, SUSHI, Dillard's Inc., Live Nation, Eventful, Wii, Beer Pong!, UV Vodka, Bud Light Lime, Bacardi, Corona, Fox Searchlight Pictures, Bud Light, Bill Maher, Telling Dick Cheney to Shut the Hell Up (by Leftake.com), Telling Sarah Palin She's Full of Crap (by Leftake.com), Not having George Bush as President (by Leftake.com), CNET, Eva Mendes, Playboy, Make Use Of, Wikileaks, Jeff Dunham , Jimmy John's, Torrie Wilson, Stacy Keibler, BroBible, Regretful Morning, StumbleUpon, Suicide Girls, MAXIM Magazine, Twitter, Top 10 Workouts, Olivia Munn, Men's Health, laughing, Richard Dawkins, Select 55, MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY, I say dude right before I say something moderately important, SPIN, Pandora, Mickey Rourke, IMDb, eHow, Sony, The Summer Slaughter Tour, Shazam, eBay, I'm not in a bad mood, you just annoy me, Oh Man, I'm Going To Hell For Laughing At That, Randomly laughing because you remembered something funny., Status Shuffle, Chick-fil-A, I Use My Cell Phone To See In The Dark, Finding Money In Your Pocket, sushi, PANTS ON THE GROUND., Boycott BP, Zombie Wars, i STILL didnt hear what you said, but im gonna smile, nod and laugh anyway, I redo high fives if they weren't good enough the first time, Angry Birds, I Hate Getting Texts That Only Say "k", Sheldon Cooper, I hate waking up during a good dream and it won't come back!, Monster Energy, www.peopleofwalmart.com, Better Face Book!, David Duchovny, Red Lobster, Telling Rush Limbaugh he’s Full of Crap (by Leftake.com), Bruce Campbell, Gizmodo, Words with Friends, Jenna Jameson, Tattoo & Piercing, Matt and Kim, MetroLyrics, Movies, Captain Morgan, Zach Galifianakis, Alan from "The Hangover", I survived Y2K, Bird Flu, Mad Cow, 9/11 and Swine Flu. 2012, Here I Come!, Evernote, Christopher Walken, Urban Dictionary, Stanley Kubrick, Jason Statham, some people are like pennys, 2 faced & worthless :), Meeting someone who is also drunk and immediately becoming best friends, I asked for a drink, not a shitload of ice, I'm never wrong. One time, I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken., traveling, Laughing when someone falls, Summer Time, Amazon.com, TechCrunch, Atheism, wikiHow, Metal Underground, Tattoos and Tattoo Art, Richard Dawkins, TED, MetalSucks.net, Ultrasn0w, C-Section Comics, Iphone, PingChat!, Listverse, TuneIn Radio, foursquare, Tattoos by myttoos.com, Neil Patrick Harris, Everyone I know is getting married or pregnant, I'm just getting drunk, Samsung USA, Chipotle Mexican Grill, Bodybuilding.com, David Lynch, Absolut, I will wake up on 12-21-2012 and say "Bring It", Will Ferrell, Hot Topic, Zach Braff, Hooters #1 Fan Club, Last.fm, Homosexuality is NOT a choice, but homophobia is., I Only Check My Voicemail To Get Rid Of The Little Icon On The Screen, Stella Artois, AVG Anti-Virus, AFFLICTION, LolSnaps, isoHunt.com, Urban Outfitters, Kourtney Kardashian, Kat von d // Tattoo, Tattoo acceptence in the workplace, Dell, Dogs, Conduit, Joe Biden, I Was Born In The 80's, I haven't lost it, I just Cant Find It !!, Obama '12, Let Constance Take Her Girlfriend to Prom!, Real woman aint a size 0. Real woman have curves, Laughing until it hurts and you can't breathe!, Sobieski Vodka, Miller Lite, Being American, Liquor.com, Pinnacle Vodka, Texts From Last Night, Couples Place by K-Y Brand, Vuze, Bacardi Silver, Corona Light, vitaminwater, Simply Positive, Belvedere Vodka, Reading someone's status and thinking 'oh shut the hell up', Hornitos Tequila, Ice Cold Beer, Drunk texting, Entertainment Weekly, F*#K IT ....U ONLY LIVE ONCE...DO WHAT MAKES U HAPPY, Diesel, SunChips, i-want-money.org, Not Going to Church, I really hate slow computers, Everything is funnier at 4 A.M., Yelling at inanimate objects, Break.com, VEVO, Skullcandy, Discover, TuneUp Media, Zombie Jesus, HuffPost Tech, Freebirds World Burrito, Hulu, RadioShack, Jimmy Kimmel Live, I HATE BEING BORED, Meeting someone in the wierdest way, then they are a huge part of your life, Telling inanimate objects to STAY when they look like they're going to fall, "Wait, how'd you find out?" "Faceboook told me.", WHERE THE F*CK IS MY.......... found it, Asking a question you already know just to see if the person will lie, Virgin, No way! You're going to bed? THEN SCHOOL? Glad you made it your status..., I hate it when I get comfy in bed and realize I forgot to do something, Oh sorry you've got a bf/gf now, i forgot i no longer exist to you., Funny Status Updates, That look you and your friend exchange when you see someone hot, we all know someone really skinny but eats loads more than a fat person, I Hate When Skinny People Call Themselves Fat Just To Get Compliments, I forgot your name,so I'm going to wait for someone else to say it first, I want to re-live that night..., My parents didn't put me in time-out, they whooped my ass!, 5,000,000 People Strong For A "That's what she said" button, Six Flags, CollegeHumor, EVERY PHONE SHOULD HAVE THE SAME CHARGER!!, It's Annoying When People Claim They're In Love After Dating For A Week., I Love Halloween, Kat Williams, Surviving High School, Russell Brand, Pee-wee Herman, Katt Williams, Being on a boat, Your story doesn't line up. So feel free to stop lying anytime now., Sweet Free Stuff, Ooooooooh, That sounds a bit harsh, I better put "lol" on the end of it, When you're a fast texter, two minutes is a long time to wait for a reply., The urge to smile when someone is yelling at you, If you don't want a sarcastic answer, then don't ask a stupid question, Edward Cullen is a fictional character and he will never love you, Asking people if they're retarded while arguing with them., We Want a Dislike Option, looking at your best friend & laughing because you know what there thinking, FTD Flowers, MP3-Codes.com Music Site, Guinness, GetGlue, Last.fm Profile, Spotify, Spencer's, The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences/ The Oscars, Stopping the microwave before it hits 0:00 to avoid hearing the "BEEP"s, Sometimes I like to piss you off just because it's funny., Tosh.O, deliberately driving slower when being tailgated, The Hangover Quotes, BEER PONG!, Lifehacker, Engadget, BuddyTV, Absinthe, Peanut, I Don't Smoke, T.G.I. Friday's, Just Because You Can Reproduce, Doesn't Mean You Should., Treat your girl right, or another guy will..., Lisa Lampanelli, Inspirational Quotes, Everybody Knows That The Bird Is The Word!!, Simplyshredded.com | The Ultimate Lifting Experience, Stop the oil spill by stuffing BP executives into the leaking pipe, I shower naked, I Speak Fluent Smart Ass, If you can't afford to TIP... Then you can't afford to go out to eat, BSN, AVS4YOU, OMG Facts, Patton Oswalt, "WAIT!, WAIT!, WAIT!" I Didn't Mean To Send That! "Message Sent."...Aw F@ck, OmgHumor.com, HP, Rotten Tomatoes, Wikipedia, Metal Mulisha, Being a Smartass, Discovery News, TLC, Join if you ever lost your phone, tried to ring it, but its on silent :D, It's sad when someone you know becomes someone you knew., When I Die I Give My Friends Permission To Change My Status To “Is Dead”, The correct usage of "You're", "Your", "There", "Their" and "They're", i hate it when you make plans....get excited.....they never happen, ronnie coleman, 'Let's eat Grandma!' or, 'Let's eat, Grandma!' Punctuation saves lives., Jeremiah Weed, NPR, Consequence Campaign, Road Trips, Facebook Pages, American Atheists, Inc. (Official), Using rock, paper, scissors for serious decision making, Nothing says "party" like a red plastic cup., Dont ask me "Where i last had it" If i knew that it wouldnt be lost., Paul Rudd, Kevin Smith, Boo Scream, Healthy Eating, Bill Murray, I am so old I have actually dialed a rotary phone before!, iLoader for iOS, Ticketmaster United States, Clif Bar, ShitMyDadSays, Roku, Wired, Stoli Vodka, Bandsintown, Svedka Vodka, eVitamins, Crystal Head Vodka, Quiznos, It's Been Like 12 Years, That Rabbit Deserves Some Freaking Trix Already!, Dick's Sporting Goods, Southern Comfort, The Beast and The Edge of Hell, Joel McHale, I'm drunk, therefore what I'm about to do is DEFINITELY an amazing idea., Making Dirty Innuendo's Out Of Perfectly Innocent Things, Fun Surveys, Christian? Druze? Jewish? Muslim? 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