"If something is worth doing, it's worth over-doing." "Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination" Mark Twain "time is never wasted when your wasted all the time." "I'am only 2 people short of a 3some." "Too poor to pay attention." "Give a man fish and he'll eat for a day, give him religion and he'll starve to death praying for fish." "If you are born again, does that mean you have 2 bellybuttons?" It is hard to face the problem, when the problem is your face. Too broke to drink, too drunk to work.